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Sitting on the baby

machinehead

on Dec. 7, 2014

Things would be so much easier for stupid
people if things were called exactly what they are. It'd also be nice if
they got rid of those damn, they're, their and there's. Their never get
it.
@Call me Tom: Luckily the cat is there.
@Tupa: I know they say kids bones are softer, but I still find sitting on them very uncomfortable.
@PeiPei: I know I would stoop to ungodly levels