When you think about it he has a better record as a torso than he ever did with all his appendages. The moral is…things like legs and arms will only hold you back. So take a nice tug of whiskey and grab the chainsaw out of the tool shed and hack them off. Remember to start with the feet first and work your way up.
Note to children: Please don't ask your parent's for permission first. Most likely they won't agree to this and if they did they probably didn't love you in the first place.
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