The Ctrl V Derivitaries

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She isn't taking pity if she's ugly.

LH_Franzibald

on May 2, 2007

Looks like Edward has found love. Most of you love me, though. And I'm flattered… or at least I should be. You guys don't love me enough if you ask me. I saw a youtubd video of a man climbing out of his driver seat of his car going 60 miles per hour and onto the roof so he could stand there screaming "I love Franzibald!" as his car smashed into a building, killing him instantly. They had to scrape him off of a wall…


He could have done 70, if you asked me.


Anyways, how awesome is Crackdown? On the "Top ten greatest things of all time" list, I'm at number one(obviously), and Crackdown is ranked roughly at 7. Congradulations, guys! You can send me a thousand thank you emails and sacrifice a virgin as you see fit. I'll be wathing though.

-L.H. out!