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LH_Franzibald

on May 6, 2007

So Spiderman 3 is out. It's almost as great as me. Almost. I love how the director took Venom and ruined his character. I love it almost as much as I love myself. Almost. I love it because it just shows how great I really am in comparison.

Seriously, think about it for a second. This was me before Spiderman 3:

Me >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Venom.

and that's when venom was almost half as great as I am (Man, I have such a hard on for myself right now…). Now take into consideration how they turned him into that jack hole from that 70's show who's nowhere near as great as I am. I don't think I have enough space to type all the greater than symbols.

Exactly. Almost. Exactly.





Exactly.

Do you get what I'm saying? Of course you don't.

Exactly.

-L.H. out!