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Day One

Niccea

on Feb. 23, 2011

Rokulily pranced about in her new found hat as Salsa's ghost munched on some of her cornbread. Everyone was bustling about trying to find the best candidate for mayor, since the old one skipped town when he saw buzzards munching on the sheriff. There was mud slung, there were shots fired, there was no sign of a clear winner. That was until the Cat with no Name ate an incredible amount of beans, and nature took over. Then one person pulled out ahead. TFGM is your new Mayor. But there was still the matter of the Pardoner, or that "damn hippie" as Harkovast called the position. After much waffling and many waffles, it was decided. Mettaur is your new Pardoner. The sun set as the Cat with no name prowled the town. He was out for blood. Then he found Salsa’s half-eaten, fully forgotten corpse. Well, then there was an incident involving gunpowder, a showgirl and two bottles of whiskey.