The Drunk Duck Mafia on The Duck: Instalynch

Instalynch

on Feb. 23, 2011

As the sun set, TFGM was pondering what to do with his new found power. Embezzle the treasury? Use his status to get some alone time with the hottest show girl in the saloon? Find out the name of the Cat with no Name? And then it hit him. Hark never voted for him.

"LYNCH THE TIN PLATED POLECAT!!" TFGM hollered at the gathered crowd.

"Why?" piped up some yokel who was immediately shot by jninjashadow.

"Questioning authority is HERESY!" he answered

So the citizens of Townston surround Hark and hog tied him.

"Not so agile in that armor now!" TFGM taunted as Hark was drug to the gallows.

"Any last words?" asked a muscle bound Executioner.

"With my last breath, I CURSE YOU ALL! oh, and READ HARKOVAS–" and it was time to dance the hangman's jig.

Hark was the mad miner…and that is how TFGM paid him back for the last game’s instalynch.

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