The Girl Next Door
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- Your Song 52: Pics or it-SLAP
- Your Song 51: Green Eyed Monster
- Your Song 50: Bromance?
- Happy (BELATED) Valentine's Day!
- Merry Christmas! 2010
- Your Song 49: Unsolicited Advice
- Happy OM NOM NOM Day!
- Your Song 48: Can't Face the Music
- Your Song 47: Tribute
- Warning: CONTENTS HOT! (i.e. birthday filler strip)
- Your Song 46: More than words...
- Your Song 45: Regret
- Your Song 44: Lies
- Your Song 43: Bathroom Talk
- Your Song 42: Frustration
- Your Song 41: Suspicious
- Your Song 40: Wrong Place, Wrong Time
- Your Song 39: Kiss Me
- Your Song 38: Careless Whisper
- Your Song 37: Leave it on the Dance Floor
- Not Dead Yet!
- Your Song 36: Do, or Do not
- Your Song 35: ...Love the One You're With
- Your Song 34: Just DANCE!
- Ask the Cast #2
- Fan Arts: by Snow Flower
- Your Song 33: Backfire
- Your Song 32: Have a Nice Trip...
- Your Song 31: She Devil
- Your Song 30: The Hunt
- Merry Christmas!
- Your Song 29: Can't Escape
- Your Song 28: Wrong Tree
- Your Song 27: Revelation
- Belated Halloween Tidings
- Happy Barfday
- Your Song 26: Liquid Sex
- Short Hiatus: POLYGONS ARE NOT LOVE!
- Your Song 25: Rock n' Roll
- Fan Arts: by Amiko
- Fan Arts: by Isaia
- Fan Arts: by Evil Mutant Man
- Fanarts: by Xsition666
- Your Song 24: Assumptions
- Your Song 23: Dignity
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- Your Song 22: Sweets
- Your Song 21: Shop Talk
- Your Song 20: $ell Out
- Your Song 19: Instant Makeover
- Birthday Shout Out!
- Your Song 18: Kittysitting
- Filler: Introducing; BRENT!
- Your Song 17: Curiosity
- Your Song 16: It's...THE CLAW!
- Happy 4th o' July!
- Your Song 15: Ladies Night
- Your Song 14: Bath Time
- Your Song 13: Rough Love
- Filler Time!
- Your Song 12: Not Outta the Bag Yet...
- Your Song 11: Irresistible
- Your Song 10: Meating of Minds
- Your Song 9: I Know Kung Fu
- Your Song 8: Shopping
- Your Song 7: Siblings
- Your Song 6: Persuasion
- Your Song 5: Bones
- Your Song 4: Plottings
- A Special Announcement
- Your Song 3: You Are My Sunshine
- Filler Cause I'm Busy as PHUCK XP
- Your Song 2: Bright Eyed and Busy Tailed
- Your Song 1: Bad Dreams
- Your Song: Cover
- Hard Day's Night 50: Imperceptions
- Hard Day's Night 49: Hell Hath no Fury...
- Hard Day's Night 48: Just Curious
- Happy Valentine's Day!
- Hard Day's Night 47: Lemme 'lone
- WTF
- Happy 100 Strips!!
- Hard Day's Night 46: Kiss of Death
- Hard Day's Night 45: If I Should Fall...
- Hard Day's Night 44: Loophole
- Hard Day's Night 43: I Won't Say It
- Happy Holidays to All!
- Hard Day's Night 42:Alone but not Forgotten...
- Hard Day's Night 41: Left Out
- Quick Update: I'M NOT DEAD!
- Hard Day's Night 40: Necessary Plot Twist
- Hard Day's Night 39: Lesser of Two Evils
- Hard Day's Night 38: The Hardest Thing...
- Technical Difficulties
- Hard Day's Night 37: Honesty
- Hard Day's Night 36: Tell Me
- Hard Day's Night 35: Intimacy
- Hard Day's Night 34: Inner Monologue
- Hard Day's Night 33: Good Karma
- Technical Difficulties
- Hard Day's Night 32: So Subtle
- Hard Day's Night 31: Inner Monologue
- Hard Day's Night 30: Sexual Harrassment
- Hard Day's Night 29: I Nag Cause I Care
- Hard Day's Night 28: Daddy's Girl
- Hard Day's Night 27: Have a Nice Trip
- Hard Day's Night 26: Ashes to Ashes
- Hard Day's Night 25: A Nice Chat
- Hard Day's Night 24: Reign Over Me
- Hard Day's Night 23: Daddy's Boy
- Hard Day's Night 22: Just a Thought
- Hard Day's Night 21: What the Maid Saw...
- Hard Day's Night 20: Whaaaat?!
- Hard Day's Night 19: Zookeeper
- Hard Day's Night 18: Silence Your Wordhole
- Hard Day's Night 17: Outside Forces
- Happy Mother's Day!
- Hard Day's Night 16: Underarmor
- Hard Day's Night 15: Belt it Out 2
- Hard Day's Night 14: Belt it Out 1
- Happy Birthday Abt Nihil!
- Hard Day's Night 13: Customer Service
- Hard Day's Night 12: Sweet Imagination
- Hard Day's Night 11: Lazy Writer
- Hard Day's NIght 10: Fast Food
- Belated Birthday Wishes
- Hard Day's Night 9: Lunch Time
- Not Dead! I swear!
- DO NOT WANT (i.e. Filler!)
- Hard Day's Night 8: Fan Club?
- Happy St. Partick's Day!
- Hard Day's Night 7: Sex Toys
- Hard Day's Night 6: Responsibility
- Hard Day's Night 5: Catch'em Young
- Hard Day's Night 4: Stress Relief
- Hard Day's Night 3: Take This Job...
- Hard Day's Night 2: Stupid is as Stupid Does
- Happy Valentine's Day!
- Hard Day's Night 1: The Morning After
- Ask The Cast 1: Thomas (Redux)
- The Party 38: Self Proclomation
- A LEEDLE Problem...
- The Party 37: Not a Good Sign...
- The Party 36: Parting Thoughts
- MERRY CHRISTMAS!! (Redux)
- MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
- The Party 35: Decisions, decisions...
- The Party 34: An Abrupt Interuption (AKA Numbah 50 for the Win!!)
- NOT Big # 50! Avatard! (WARNING!! SPOILERS!!)
- The Party 33: Reality is a Bitch
- The Party 32: Just the Touch of Your Hand
- The Party 31: What a View...
- The Party 30: Naked Time!!
- The Party 29: Wants and Needs
- The Party 28: Throw Down
- The Party 27: Adventures in Drunksitting
- The Party 26: Know Thyself
- The Party 25: Boogie Nights
- The Party 24: Not Your Average Angel
- The Party 23: No Chemical Tolerance
- The Party 22: They got their own Union and everything
- The Party 21: Booze; The Cause of, and Solution to, All of Life's Problems
- The Part 20: Hooray for Bondage!
- The Party 19: Say Hello to My Little Friend
- The Party 18: A Little History
- The Party 17: Buzzkill
- The Party 16: Funnels Are NOT Fun
- The Party 15: White Hot Feelings
- The Party 14: Sugar Coating
- The Party 13: A Gentle Squeeze
- The Party 12: Beautiful Friendship
- The Party 11: Scardey Jack
- The Party 10: Crazy Bitch
- The Party 9: Pick Your Poison
- The Party 8: Richie Rich, Eat Yer Heart Out
- Happy Halloween (Part 2)
- Happy Halloween (Part 1)
- The Party 7: Sickeningly Sweet
- The Party 6: Burst Bubbles
- The Party 5: What goes in, must come out
- The Party 4: Take me Drunk, I'm Home!
- The Party 3: Party Favors
- The Party 2: Now With More Humiliation
- The Party 1: Hostess Duties
- The True Meaning of Friendship
- Bull's Eye Cupid...
- Ask A Silly Question
- WARNING!! PARTIAL NUDITY!!!
- Crime Against Nature
- For All the Art Majors...
- End of a Long Day
- Setbacks...
- For All the Band Geeks
- Booze: The Ultimate Motivator
- Boys Are Simple Beasties
- iJerk
- Cheap Plot Devices
- A Woman's Touch
- They're Onto Me...
- New Neighbors
Next
Last
First
Prev
- Your Song 52: Pics or it-SLAP
- Your Song 51: Green Eyed Monster
- Your Song 50: Bromance?
- Happy (BELATED) Valentine's Day!
- Merry Christmas! 2010
- Your Song 49: Unsolicited Advice
- Happy OM NOM NOM Day!
- Your Song 48: Can't Face the Music
- Your Song 47: Tribute
- Warning: CONTENTS HOT! (i.e. birthday filler strip)
- Your Song 46: More than words...
- Your Song 45: Regret
- Your Song 44: Lies
- Your Song 43: Bathroom Talk
- Your Song 42: Frustration
- Your Song 41: Suspicious
- Your Song 40: Wrong Place, Wrong Time
- Your Song 39: Kiss Me
- Your Song 38: Careless Whisper
- Your Song 37: Leave it on the Dance Floor
- Not Dead Yet!
- Your Song 36: Do, or Do not
- Your Song 35: ...Love the One You're With
- Your Song 34: Just DANCE!
- Ask the Cast #2
- Fan Arts: by Snow Flower
- Your Song 33: Backfire
- Your Song 32: Have a Nice Trip...
- Your Song 31: She Devil
- Your Song 30: The Hunt
- Merry Christmas!
- Your Song 29: Can't Escape
- Your Song 28: Wrong Tree
- Your Song 27: Revelation
- Belated Halloween Tidings
- Happy Barfday
- Your Song 26: Liquid Sex
- Short Hiatus: POLYGONS ARE NOT LOVE!
- Your Song 25: Rock n' Roll
- Fan Arts: by Amiko
- Fan Arts: by Isaia
- Fan Arts: by Evil Mutant Man
- Fanarts: by Xsition666
- Your Song 24: Assumptions
- Your Song 23: Dignity
-
- Your Song 22: Sweets
- Your Song 21: Shop Talk
- Your Song 20: $ell Out
- Your Song 19: Instant Makeover
- Birthday Shout Out!
- Your Song 18: Kittysitting
- Filler: Introducing; BRENT!
- Your Song 17: Curiosity
- Your Song 16: It's...THE CLAW!
- Happy 4th o' July!
- Your Song 15: Ladies Night
- Your Song 14: Bath Time
- Your Song 13: Rough Love
- Filler Time!
- Your Song 12: Not Outta the Bag Yet...
- Your Song 11: Irresistible
- Your Song 10: Meating of Minds
- Your Song 9: I Know Kung Fu
- Your Song 8: Shopping
- Your Song 7: Siblings
- Your Song 6: Persuasion
- Your Song 5: Bones
- Your Song 4: Plottings
- A Special Announcement
- Your Song 3: You Are My Sunshine
- Filler Cause I'm Busy as PHUCK XP
- Your Song 2: Bright Eyed and Busy Tailed
- Your Song 1: Bad Dreams
- Your Song: Cover
- Hard Day's Night 50: Imperceptions
- Hard Day's Night 49: Hell Hath no Fury...
- Hard Day's Night 48: Just Curious
- Happy Valentine's Day!
- Hard Day's Night 47: Lemme 'lone
- WTF
- Happy 100 Strips!!
- Hard Day's Night 46: Kiss of Death
- Hard Day's Night 45: If I Should Fall...
- Hard Day's Night 44: Loophole
- Hard Day's Night 43: I Won't Say It
- Happy Holidays to All!
- Hard Day's Night 42:Alone but not Forgotten...
- Hard Day's Night 41: Left Out
- Quick Update: I'M NOT DEAD!
- Hard Day's Night 40: Necessary Plot Twist
- Hard Day's Night 39: Lesser of Two Evils
- Hard Day's Night 38: The Hardest Thing...
- Technical Difficulties
- Hard Day's Night 37: Honesty
- Hard Day's Night 36: Tell Me
- Hard Day's Night 35: Intimacy
- Hard Day's Night 34: Inner Monologue
- Hard Day's Night 33: Good Karma
- Technical Difficulties
- Hard Day's Night 32: So Subtle
- Hard Day's Night 31: Inner Monologue
- Hard Day's Night 30: Sexual Harrassment
- Hard Day's Night 29: I Nag Cause I Care
- Hard Day's Night 28: Daddy's Girl
- Hard Day's Night 27: Have a Nice Trip
- Hard Day's Night 26: Ashes to Ashes
- Hard Day's Night 25: A Nice Chat
- Hard Day's Night 24: Reign Over Me
- Hard Day's Night 23: Daddy's Boy
- Hard Day's Night 22: Just a Thought
- Hard Day's Night 21: What the Maid Saw...
- Hard Day's Night 20: Whaaaat?!
- Hard Day's Night 19: Zookeeper
- Hard Day's Night 18: Silence Your Wordhole
- Hard Day's Night 17: Outside Forces
- Happy Mother's Day!
- Hard Day's Night 16: Underarmor
- Hard Day's Night 15: Belt it Out 2
- Hard Day's Night 14: Belt it Out 1
- Happy Birthday Abt Nihil!
- Hard Day's Night 13: Customer Service
- Hard Day's Night 12: Sweet Imagination
- Hard Day's Night 11: Lazy Writer
- Hard Day's NIght 10: Fast Food
- Belated Birthday Wishes
- Hard Day's Night 9: Lunch Time
- Not Dead! I swear!
- DO NOT WANT (i.e. Filler!)
- Hard Day's Night 8: Fan Club?
- Happy St. Partick's Day!
- Hard Day's Night 7: Sex Toys
- Hard Day's Night 6: Responsibility
- Hard Day's Night 5: Catch'em Young
- Hard Day's Night 4: Stress Relief
- Hard Day's Night 3: Take This Job...
- Hard Day's Night 2: Stupid is as Stupid Does
- Happy Valentine's Day!
- Hard Day's Night 1: The Morning After
- Ask The Cast 1: Thomas (Redux)
- The Party 38: Self Proclomation
- A LEEDLE Problem...
- The Party 37: Not a Good Sign...
- The Party 36: Parting Thoughts
- MERRY CHRISTMAS!! (Redux)
- MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
- The Party 35: Decisions, decisions...
- The Party 34: An Abrupt Interuption (AKA Numbah 50 for the Win!!)
- NOT Big # 50! Avatard! (WARNING!! SPOILERS!!)
- The Party 33: Reality is a Bitch
- The Party 32: Just the Touch of Your Hand
- The Party 31: What a View...
- The Party 30: Naked Time!!
- The Party 29: Wants and Needs
- The Party 28: Throw Down
- The Party 27: Adventures in Drunksitting
- The Party 26: Know Thyself
- The Party 25: Boogie Nights
- The Party 24: Not Your Average Angel
- The Party 23: No Chemical Tolerance
- The Party 22: They got their own Union and everything
- The Party 21: Booze; The Cause of, and Solution to, All of Life's Problems
- The Part 20: Hooray for Bondage!
- The Party 19: Say Hello to My Little Friend
- The Party 18: A Little History
- The Party 17: Buzzkill
- The Party 16: Funnels Are NOT Fun
- The Party 15: White Hot Feelings
- The Party 14: Sugar Coating
- The Party 13: A Gentle Squeeze
- The Party 12: Beautiful Friendship
- The Party 11: Scardey Jack
- The Party 10: Crazy Bitch
- The Party 9: Pick Your Poison
- The Party 8: Richie Rich, Eat Yer Heart Out
- Happy Halloween (Part 2)
- Happy Halloween (Part 1)
- The Party 7: Sickeningly Sweet
- The Party 6: Burst Bubbles
- The Party 5: What goes in, must come out
- The Party 4: Take me Drunk, I'm Home!
- The Party 3: Party Favors
- The Party 2: Now With More Humiliation
- The Party 1: Hostess Duties
- The True Meaning of Friendship
- Bull's Eye Cupid...
- Ask A Silly Question
- WARNING!! PARTIAL NUDITY!!!
- Crime Against Nature
- For All the Art Majors...
- End of a Long Day
- Setbacks...
- For All the Band Geeks
- Booze: The Ultimate Motivator
- Boys Are Simple Beasties
- iJerk
- Cheap Plot Devices
- A Woman's Touch
- They're Onto Me...
- New Neighbors
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Author notes
Poor Jack. Hehe, I don't think Marty has quite enough alcohol to make ALL of that, but it's funnier this way. I actually had to look up most of these. There are actually two drinks in there that I made up. Can you guess which ones?
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