The Glass Urchin

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auilix

on Aug. 11, 2008

This thought actually did occur to me the other week: What if I should lie on my resume? And, truthfully, this is the first thought that popped into my mind. If only those big companies could see my potential and my impressive array of abilities!! It’s true, I feel like I’d be a valuable asset to almost any team, as long as I’m into the company goals (Umbrella HR, please do not contact me), and I’m not a person who’d be pigeon-holed into one specialty (*cough cough* Masters of Unlocking, anyone?). C’mon, you know you want me on your team!

People just don’t take the impending zombie threat seriously.