The Glass Urchin

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Return of the Resume Monster!

auilix

on Sept. 22, 2008

An innocent parody of Bree’s original strip on Sex, Drugs, and June Cleaver, Where Those Resumes Go. It’s sad but true, nowadays it’s hard enough to get a call back from a place, let alone complete and interview with them. And yours truly is going through the stages of unemployment: brief joy (lasts about 2 weeks), depression, boredom, and finally… productivity! You can thank the offices of Pokemon USA for letting me go… Otherwise I would’ve never had time to write and draw the fine print comic which you see before you.

Still, I’m going through the application process, tirelessly hacking at submitting resumes after resumes. Too bad I’m in marketing, which appears to be the least stable area to work in (Why am I in marketing? I’ve never studied it, but an internship after college seems to have lumped me into the field). Anyone know of any company that’s hiring for someone with a wide variety of apparently useless skills? I can translate, draw, use Photoshop, market, and I can even whistle!

Please see the original and more, here:
http://glassurchin.nerdcomics.com/2008/07/17/the-return-of-the-resume-monster/