The Good Ship Phoenix

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Ready for my closeup Mr. Jeffy

fodder

on July 9, 2006

What a weekend! Pirates kicked ass, if you haven't seen it you should! Anyway, about the joke… Long story short, oral pleasure… The girl sees a scary bug (I think it was a scorpion or a torantula or something like that) … Instead of screaming "AAAAAHH!!" She bites down "ARRRR" … Now remember girls: Biting hurts! Don't do it… Vikki and Monica tell me that if you bite down, the guy should punch her in the head… I like that idea =0)

… But something about the way they tell the story makes my outie turn into an innie… If ya know what I mean…