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Brad_Burn

on March 15, 2016

Hey, look kids. Colour! (I still prefer to use the English, or should I say unAmerican spelling for this word as the alternative strained through the bizarre wrangler that is my accent has a tendency to sound like some kind of illness.) Strange though occurrences such as these may seem to my trans-Atlantic cousins, sporadic portal openings were commonplace in the North East of England and parts of Scotland during the mid-nineties until the Labour (or 'Labor' if you prefer) government of the time formed a public service to contain and destroy them. What with Tory budget cuts across the board I wouldn't be surprised to learn of a new spate of inter-dimensional wormholes occurring by 2020.