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Issue 1 - Pg. 16

HyenaHell

on Feb. 13, 2009

"N-n-now wait just a gosh-darn minute, here! What's the big idea?!?"
That was me doing an impression of Jimmy Stewart doing an impression of me reacting to that whole, er, feature thing. Sheesh. For real? Well, Drunk Duck- you featured it; you can't unfeature it! Mwahahaha.

Thanks to everyone who's checked out this here mess- y'all regulars as well as y'all what just now stumbled in. Hope you decide to stick around- I assure you, it just keeps getting better. Or maybe worse, depending on your point of view- I am prone to sleaze, scumbaggery, and the absurd. But seriously. I'd be an asshole if I didn't say (and mean it) that there are SO MANY comics on here that deserve to be up on the top way more than me, and I'm utterly awe-stricken, humbled, delighted and otherwise flabbergasted. Wow. Thanks everybody. Especially ozoneocean for writin' up such a great little summary. Because, ya know- mine's kind of retarded.

If I didn't have a mess o' buffer fixin' to get uploaded, I'd feel like I've just given birth and then realised I was a 16 year old meth addict with no means of supportin' a child.

Anyhow, what I'd written before this shock and awe stuff hit me upside the head: This here's the penultimate page of the 1st chapter; Chapter 2 is 100% D-O-N-E and ready to roll! And to kick it off, we're gonna upgrade to twice a week updates: Tuesdays and Saturdays, startin' March 6. That's easy to remember because it's the same days that Bob Herbert's column runs in the New York Times. Right?