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Ch. 2 - Pg. 15

HyenaHell

on April 24, 2009

Incentive: Bwa! Cannibal nuns!

Oh shit- guess where they're goin'? Apparently Petey just can't get out of the sex industry.
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RE: Beerguts: Well, she does have a bit of a belly. But it ain't altogether unappealing. Like I said, Cutter's just bein' an ass- and honestly ain't got too much room to talk there; pot(belly) callin' the kettle black and whatnot. And fer the most part, almost all my characters have beer guts. ;)

@threeyeswurm: Puke! Hells nah. I don't mind tellin' y'all right now- they don't hook up. Ever. Fuck a bunch of that shit. In my opinion, that's like, the quickest way t' ruin a fuckin' story is to throw in some "relationship" drama between main characters.

@tommym: Yeah, ya hit that one on the head; if I were cooped up in that bar with the same damn people day after day, I'd pretty much jump on the chance t' talk to anyone new! And yeah, Cutter ain't got no room to criticize anyone. ;)

@machinehead: Well, unfortunately he never heard about any of the Imus fiasco. I never figured out if that mess was on account of the racial connotations of the word "nappy", or 'cause he was sayin' they had bad hair. Ya don't tell chicks they got bad hair any more than ya tell 'em they're fat. ;)

@dotdotdot: It's the bartending thing. Imbues ya with patience, it does. Or maybe she ain't as much of a hardass as she'd have ya think.

@Ryu: Eeeeeeeh notsomuch. ;)

@theorah: Oh, totally. The only reason I ever talk to anyone is on account of wantin' to get in their pants, after all. Right?

@gravekeeper: I warned you guys in the last comments about the poorly-rendered truck! The proportions are totally inconsistent and wonky. >;) I swear I do get better at it. Not good, but better.

@ttyler: Gawd do I love remindin' folks of Crumb. It's like, my life goal. That's probably the most flatterin' thing anyone could say to me. If this weren't the internet, I'd be blushin'. :D

@Niccea: Oh, it gets worse. Dude don't know when to quit… or rather, doesn't care, I guess would be more accurate.

@Josh: I'm not gonna pretend that the worst characteristics of these guys ain't comin' from a true little place inside my black, black heart. ;) But I'm of the opinion that assholes and idiots and whatnot are way more fun to write (or read)… I doubt I could ever make a story where the main characters aren't self-centered jerks, or incredibly flawed. Good people just aren't interestin' to me.

@Peipei: There's some things you just ought not speak your mind about… ;)

@taradaga: She's cute when she's mad? ;)

@Trout: Huh? The other kind of- oooh, yeah. That! Uh… maybe for 100K? It'd only be fair, right? I'd like t' think I'm an equal opportunity sleazemonger.