The Interesting Life of V

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They keep on coming from somewhere...

Viduus

on June 10, 2009

Tiny ones appear on my wall. I make it a point to squish them. Then they stay on the wall as a warning to any future spiders.

A few months ago I was cleaning my room, and I found a spider the size of a AA battery. I shit you not. I managed to catch it in a bottle which then sat on my desk for a week as I continued to both be repulsed and amazed that such a gigantic thing managed to sneak into my house. This was all made scarier by the fact that I sleep on a mat on the floor, and this huge spider could've easily been under my covers rather than over in another corner.

I don't really hate bugs by the way, I just wish they stayed the fuck outside instead of coming in my house.