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Mouse For Computer

KAM

on March 28, 2008

The mouse on my computer died & the only other working mouse doesn't work properly, if I move it too fast the cursor goes sliiiiiiiiiiding across the screen. Wonderful for doing artwork. *rolls eyes* and because it's an old 20th century Macintosh the number of places that sell compatible mice or USB adapters is far, far away.

I was talking to my mom about it when this joke popped into my head.

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WARNING!
For the next two weeks I'll be living up to my Mature rating (nudity, implied sex) so if you don't want to view that… see you April 14.

Of course if you're looking forward to the nudity… well, most of it falls into the carefully posed variety (no nipples, no genitalia, maybe a butt crack or two) and doesn't feature any previously seen characters.

This is not an April Fools joke!