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The Getaway! Magna Rex Rides Again!

ClannfearRock

on April 13, 2019

At the most critical moment, when the A-Team were convinced that they would not die in the freaking void, prepared to deal damage on any who oppose them, suddenly a large sledge pulled up between the A-Team and the mob, and to their astonishment, found it was driven by none other than the infamous Magna Rex himself! Leader of the B-Team! Pulled by a stout team of his trusty gemein, who turned and shouted, "If you value your necks, get on! Now!" At the sight of this salvation, the A-Team wasted no time, and hopped aboard Magna Rex's dread sledge. Just as the pitchforks flew, with a mighty crack of his whip, like the very sound of thunder itself, the swarthy Magna Rex urged his team on. And with a bolt of speed, they were off! Hotpants, standing on the end, bravely deflecting, with his deadly sword, all projectiles and missiles launched at them, covering their egress. The speed of the stout gemein was astonishing, and Magna Rex's handling of the sledge was masterful, as he zig zagged down the narrow alleys, skillfully avoiding dumpsters, and carts, then making a sudden left turn, crashing into a fruit stand. They bolted off in a southward direction at high speed. A ditch lay ahead in the narrow alley, due to construction. Magna Rex used his Vril powers to drop a plank ahead of them, over a convenient bundle of chancroid scabs. A ramp was formed, which Magna Rex easily flew over the treacherous pit, the sledge and trusty gemein flying through the clear air, passers by, and commoners, astonished at the sight of the speedy sledge, making a perfect landing, and executing a deadly turn. "HARD RIGHT, HARD RIGHT!" shouted Magna Rex, ordering his gemein expertly. And as fast as that, they found the south road out of town, which goes along the Gorch Pus river, passing the line of the city limits. Their pursuers confounded, and astonished at the great speed and skill in which Magna Rex expertly manipulated his sledge and team. Clear of the town, finally, but where were they going? It looked to them like they were riding aimlessly back into the vast, pink void. What's out there? Where's he taking us? And can Magna Rex be trusted? You see, Man Monster was the only one who could free himself from the crusty splooge traps which held him and the B-Team fast. They had begun to lose hope, but when they saw the new arrival was Man Monster, they knew that if anyone could break free of that sticky hold, Man Monster could. And so, doing just that, he proceeded to free the B-Team as well. And becoming separated, shortly thereafter. This annoyed Magna Rex to no end. That he had to be saved by his Club Foot rival, Man Monster! That he vowed to himself, that he cannot rest easy until he is somehow able to return the act. And so, showing up at the last second, in time to save the A-Team, was Magna Rex's golden opportunity to shed this annoying debt. I don't know, can we trust Magna Rex? Join us again, next time! In our thrilling adventures, through the amazing Hula Hoop void!