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Pink Out!

ClannfearRock

on April 13, 2019

As our team trekked through the Lithopedion valley, going from lithopedion to lithopedion, reading and matching the symbols on their backsides, with those on the map left them, by the mysterious 'W.F', they had gathered enough information to know that there were 13 lithopedions in all. Each one, with a mysterious symbol on it's backside. And since the team had already recorded and visited 9, in their trek, that would mean that there were only 4 left. And their map would be complete, giving them a very definite heading back to the Trichomoniasis kingdom, and thus, out of the void. A squall blew up as they trekked towards the tenth lithopedion, which was just ahead, and Hotpants could see it with his eyes. But, the sudden wind brought on the dreaded pink out condition, which usually would spell doom for any regular expedition, but, thanks to Hedgedude's whittling skills, our heroes' vision was protected from pink blindness. And so, trekking closely in single file, the team followed their intrepid leader, who, in the pink out condition, could only continue on dead reckoning. The squall was a particularly bad one, and taxed the teams strength and patience. But with, I suppose, the good luck of fate, brought them safely to the tenth lithopedion. And there, under the shelter, of the behemoth stone fetus, and waited out the storm, which ended shortly thereafter. Quenching their thirst, in a rationing manner, from the two bottles that remained, they all stood up, and walked around to the stony arse of the object, to read the symbols as usual. When suddenly, a shadow fell across the symbols. Annoyed, Hotpants shot out : "Man Monster, you're standing in my light!" Turning to see, that Man Monster was not even near him! Terrifyingly, the team raised their eyes up, feet frozen in fear, a cold sweat breaks out on their brow. The jaw drops open. The eyes widen. It was a monstrous three footed, horned void beast!!! Caught with their pants down? Doomed in surprise? A fatal gotcha? Who can know? Join us again, next time. In the pit of eternal wandering! In the pink pain! The land of the lost. The tartarus, that is, the Hula Hoop void!!