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Caution, Wildomeu!

ClannfearRock

on April 13, 2019

What's this? Wildomeu Furpae, under surveillance? As we've said, the H.I.V boys don't mess around. But Wildomeu's supposed to be a cut above! I suppose we shall see how he get's out of this jam. Truth be told; that an organization as expertly engineered as the H.I.V organization is, they would have been following the doings of the A-Team ever since they took on and defeated Spiral Keith, unraveling and straightening out that twisted mess, and so they were. And having learned that the legendary Wildomeu Furpae had been providing valuable overwatch for the team, he would be therefore, their guardian angel. And so a direct assault upon the A-Team would likely fail, because of that overwatch. So they reasoned amongst themselves, that in order to take the A-Team down, they must first deal with Wildomeu Furpae, being an honest merc, he cannot be bought off, with evil money. And so, an ambush is planned, on this fateful night, knowing the prowess of Wildomeu, they have called out their best. But Wildomeu Furpae is that legendary sniper, whose very business is to know what's going on. Plus the testimony of the strange guy in the bar, made it clear that immediate action must be taken. Not so much that it would mean he himself would be in danger, but that it would mean the failure of his mission, and this to Wildomeu, is far more intolerable than any mere danger to himself. For Wildomeu laughs in the face of danger, and urinates on the graves of those who tried to bring him down. So he immediately puts on the drunk man act, displaying to those watching him, that he is visibly drunk, in order to enervate his enemy with false confidence, of the ease of taking out a drunk man. But Wildomeu's constitution is greater than any common man, and despite the few drinks that he's had, his wits remain sharp as a tack. And as a true professional, has a contingency for every probability. But will he expect to be ambushed? Will he be overpowered? Can they ever get good whiskey in the void bars? Join us again next time. In all the heinous acts, in the insidious Tradertown, of the eternal Hula Hoop Void!!