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Standing in the Gap

ClannfearRock

on April 13, 2019

It turns out, that we were correct. The low lives had regrouped for another attack, seeing that now only four men guarded the gate, thinking it to be an easy task, they at once, attacked with great fury. The A-Team, absorbing the initial crash of bodies and metal, found it difficult to negotiate, until the first few bodies began to fall, from the blasting of Hedgedude's .870, and the volcanic deluges of the Colonels Thunderbolt Greaseslapper, creating momentarily, a short gap between the A-Team and the throng of enemies, trying to push their way in. At this point, Hotpants and Man Monster, guarding the flanks, were now able to swing their mighty weapons, with deadly consequences for the low life army. And thus, with all four of them utilizing their terrible weapons, for all they were worth, so smote the enemy and belittered the ground with corpses, that those who had not yet pushed to the front, upon witnessing the carnage, immediately fled in terror. Being caught by their Centurions, who beat at some for their cowardice, and flung shameful insults and curses upon the rest, for their effeminate flight from the action. Yet the upshot of the situation was that this, their latest attempt, had again failed, in the face of the formidable A-Team, who did not give one inch and held back massive numbers. Fear of them began to run throughout the ranks of the low lives, which annoyed their officers to no small degree. It was about sundown, and so they ordered them to make camp for the night, to prepare for yet another push at sun up. Except this time, they may experience a little surprise. That night, another contingent of low lives arrived to join their fellows. The big push was coming in the morning. Can our heroes withstand the brunt of a determined enemy? Can they hold out long enough to break the siege? Is there no end to the numbers of low lives? Join us again next time, for the exciting continuation of… the great battle of the pink, in…The oblivion of the Hula Hoop Void!