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Magna Rexcue

ClannfearRock

on April 13, 2019

The sight of the free men of Tradertown, attacking the rear of the low life formation, was sweet to the eyes of the A-Team, who held their position, guarding the only breach. And therefore, could not move. The parasite guards from on top of the wall, raining their missiles down on the masses of low lives below, and those who fled backwards, came out from under protection of the wall, becoming perfect targets for Wildomeu's sniper teams. And it seemed at this point, that it would just be a matter of time before the last of the low lives would be destroyed. However just then, to everyone's horror, another line of low lives, kept in reserve, suddenly charged up the hill, towards the city, and attacked the free men of Tradertown on their six, reversing their advantage. Suddenly placing the free men of Tradertown in immediate peril, having low lives now in front of them, and behind. Seeing this, the officers of the free men, ordered them to form a celtiberian double line, fighting both in front, and behind them, moving the wounded to the center. And in this manner, began a dire fight for their very lives. And the battle erupted again, anew, to fever pitch, as the ruse of the low lives, knowing that reinforcements were coming, held a company of men back, in the reserve, just for this purpose, and now their terrible plan was coming to fruition, and despite their brave stance, the freemen of Tradertown began to be cut down in numbers. The heart of the A-Team was torn, seeing their comrades hewn down, only a little ways off. Yet not being able to go to them, lest the enemy pour in the breach. They could not leave their post. Also, Wildomeu and his forces beheld the slaughter as it began, would not be able to reach them in time from his lofty position above. And so, everybody knew, this could be the end…!!! Just then- Like an avenging angel, 'of some sorts', like a flash out of the pink, traveling swiftly upon a speedy sledge, came MAGNA REX, not to be outdone, who, when he heard of the course of the battle, decided that the A-Team could not lose. And so, streaking swiftly behind the enemies line, he lopped off many heads in one stroke, the entire line, falling to the ground suddenly. This caused such a confusion and panic in the lines of the enemy, that they broke formation, fleeing in all directions, at the sudden attack of Magna Rex. Yet their flight was headed off by Jababik, who, growing three times his size, utilized his freaky mutant death beam eyes on them, cutting many down in their flight. Now adding an element of fear. Those who ran in the opposite direction, would run straight into the surprisingly mighty Mr. Bones, who slashed at them with his cane sword, blasting at them with his pistol in the other hand, riding upon a terrible void beast, who bit, kicked, and trampled the unfortunate low lives beneath its feet, treading the residue thereof. But worst of all- Magna Rex had also brought his terrible Ubervoidsoldaten prototype! Having only one at that point, yet many were torn by that terrible beast, wreaking havoc on the enemies bodies and minds, before finally falling itself, it did much damage. Until the combined threat of the parasite guards missiles, the Wildomeu's withering fire, the A-Team's terrible destruction of their front lines, and the B-team's sudden monster attack, all of this worked together, to destroy the will of the low lives. The survivors, fleeing for their lives, had come out from under the protection of the wall, now made perfect targets for Wildomeu's sniper teams in the heights. And they fell in large numbers as they tumbled back down the hill from where they came. After the last shot, being fired, everyone knew this was it. The great battle of the void had been won! And the low lives of the void have been defeated. And a massive cheer went up, that split the sky, it was so loud! The parasite guards, grabbing hold of the A-Team, raised them up, above their shoulders, victoriously, carrying them back into the city, in triumph, as all the free forces cheered, in ecstasy. Hotpants had won the day. Join us again next time! For the exciting continuation of the Victory of the Void, that is HULA HOOP!