The overwhelming appetite of Man Monster almost caused him to consume Kai whole. Which he could have done, being a Man Monster and all. But Hotpants, realizing that he was no longer in the void, but home at Clannfear Rock, knew that if he let Man Monster eat Kai and Souta, it would get back to his mother, the Mayor, displeasing her. So, he wisely excersized a bit of restraint, and so reminded Man Monster, that if he ate Kai and Souta, he would ruin his appetite! Because they were all gonna go to Fat Bart's for lunch. When the name 'Fat Bart's' registered in Man Monster's mind, he immediately became reacquainted with the heavenly, succulent flavour, of Fat Bart's products, that he rather sensibly, elected not to eat the poor boys. But rather give them a little mangling and be off, to satisfy his long craving for the enticing aroma and flavour of Clannfear's Famous establishment, known as Fat Bart's Dogs. Which are unequaled in all the earth, in flavour, and succulence. So tossing the mangled Kai and Souta into one of the corners of the room they were in, he exited the joint through the hole in the wall he created, and made straight for Fat Bart's establishment. But not before the Colonel had strutted over to the rope that they had taken, gingerly picking it up, and walking over to Kai's mangled form on the ground, who were both, very much alive, but in a bad way, bent down with his face near to Kai and Souta's and said quietly to them, almost whispering. "How do you like me now, bitches? You ever pull a stunt like that again with me, and i'll let Man Monster finish the job." Then spit in Kai's eyeball, and turned and went after his colleagues. Off to Fat Bart's! For the meal they've been waiting for. And all the hell they've went through is finally behind them. Hurrah! And good job, A-Team! Take you're ease! You've earned it!
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