First
Prev
- Let the Badassness commence
- Jake and John
- The Shadow Man Leaveth
Chapter 5
- B Movie Garret
- Jastra the Snowgirl
- Silly Wizard, Lies are for Rogues
- Pinty Hets
- Burninated
- Fang Fang Foom Kaboom
- In The Shadow
- Jastra out, Shadow In
- Oh, now he's serious
- Women Can do it from Behind
- Faster Then a Speeding Bullet
- Chop Em Up
- Another Assassination Jeez
- Black and Blue Balls
- Freaky Fuckin'
- Make it a Dickable Afternoon
- Late Night Rendevous
- On the Road Again
- Let's do the Asswarp Again
- Jastra Shadow Strike
Chapter 4
- 28 Days Later
- Time Egg
- Into the Danger Zone
- Fat Bald Dead
- Showdown
- Sacrifice
- Dodged a Magic Missile
- Top of Things
- Nemises
- Taste Like Cabbage-Seriously
- Dis Belief
- Best Buddy Balor
- Alfred Jeeves Walter
- Chocolate Covered Bastard
- No Bone Puns
- Lobby Floor
- Enter Indiana Jones
- Hidden Elve's Temple
- Paladin of Love
- The Garret Way
- Stephenism's Creation Myth
- Elva Elva Elva
- Enter Olbaid
- And the Halfling Makes 3
Chapter 3
- Profile Garret
- Profile Sid
- A Potion a Day
- Talky Talky Talky
- Wiggawhat
- And One MORE Thing
- Shopping Spree
- Return of the King..er...Wizard
- Grande Ole Wizard
- Rock me Amadeis
- Emo or Goth
- Who's That Girl
- Meet the Flinstones
- Where is he
Chapter 2
- Payday Greater then 1k Grand
- Down Boy
- Maybe is was MAson Akabane
- Waken Warrious
- Hulk Angry
- He moves like they do
- Dante..er...Sid's Awakening
- Bad Reach a round
- Ludacris Speed Times 2
- Garret's Recovery
- Let's Set it to Ludacris Speed
- Matrix Moves
- Sid Equals Sam Jackson
- OMFG He's Wolverine
- He Stole Vash's Shoes
- It Sucks
- He Must Be a Creative Lover
- Let it Shine
- How the WHAT
- Lay On Hands
- Jumpin Shade
- Owies
- Shadow Man
- Cocky Cocksucker
- Enter Mason
- Jump, Jump
- Melodrama is Lame
- It's A Talky
Chapter 1
- Please Read More
- Tricksey
- First Blood
- Is That Possible
- Crazy Crossbows
- Double Your Pleasure
- Back that Thang up
- Hit it From Behind
- King of Hearts
- Shadow Jumpin' Punk
- Catch Phrase Already
- Longswords V. Katars
Prologue
- A Title Page
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Last
Author notes
We're finally back! WITH OLD PAGES! Yes sadly the next few updates will be from old era of Mercs since they were done before the hiatus was really official so if the difference isn't phenomenal don't be surprised, but starting next week it'll be all new, and hopefully at least a smidgelet better then it was before.
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