The Misadventures of Stick Lennox

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"Nerd Type Theories"

lord_lenox

on June 29, 2006

In the past, I have invented various systems and theories (such as the BSS), mostly through boredom, and undoubtedly several will be shown here. I only bring this one up as I have a "Magic: The Gathering" league starting tomorrow and I will be in a room playing a card game against various different types of nerd.

Obviously, I rank myself with a Type A nerd status becuase it is, after all, MY theory. As you hay have guessed, I dislike Type C nerds , with a passion. It is becuase of this I take great enjoyment in kicking their arses in "Magic", mostly becuase they have the self-esteem of a suicidally anorexic slug and this prevents them from fighting back.

That may be cruel, but then this is Magic we are talking about, NOT Pokémon cards and you are expected to be a bit tougher.

BTW, Pokémon is fucking amazing.