The Onett Suite
First
Prev
- 165. The Epic Journey
- 164. Lizard Snacking
- 163. Sudden Interest
- 162. Touchy Subject
- 161. Pepperoni!!!!!!!!
- 160. BITCHSLAP
- 159. Blaze in the Big Blue House
- 158. Introducing Blaze!
- 157. NO MOLESTE!!
- 156. Mysteriously Vanishing Pwnage
- 155. Sax Chimes In
- 154. Bitchy Bitchy Bitch...
- 153. Disappointing Combat
- 152. The New Bitch In Town
- 151. Lover's Spat...Kinda
- 150. Foursome!
- 149. Unworthy Accomplishments
- 148. Chickfight
- 147. Shopping
- 146. They Grow Up So Fast...
- 145. All The Right Moves
- 144. To The Point
- 143. Intervention
- 142. Good Dreams
- 141. Anti-meditation
- 140. Beam Envy
- 139. The Advantaged
- Christmas '10 c.
- Christmas '10 b.
- Christmas '10
- 138. Little Secrets
- 137. While You Were Out
- 136. Brace Yourselves
- 135. Burning Metal
- Technical Difficulties
- 134. Backup
- 133. Metal Defense
- 132. Metal Ambush
- 131. Scary Lead-In
- 130. Jungle Boogie
- 129. Sword Slinging
- 128. That Awkward Moment
- 127. Cultural Impasse
- 126. Smashing Roommate
- 125. Dramatic Departures
- 124. The Return
- 123. That Evil Feeling...
- 122. Names From a Hat
- 121. Pets and Bad Ideas
- 120. It's Under The Mat
- 119. Called it.
- 118. Missing Persons
- 117. Jailbreak
- 116. Unexpected
- 115. Failed Successful Cloning
- 114. The Hangover
- 113. The Hazards of Drinking
- 112. Backup Plan
- 111. Louie, Louie...
- 110. Helpful Amy
- 109. Depressing Words of Wisdom
- 108. Slides of Love
- 107. The Love Guru
- 106. Relation Rage
- 105. Cheesecake
- 104. Metal Stalker
- 103. Metal Unimportants
- 102. Metal Identification
- 101. Metal Love
- 100. Metal Sidewalk
- 99. Girl Talk
- 98. Meeting The Neighbors
- 97. Hopeless Romantic
- 96. Enter Metal
- 95. New Neighbors
- 94. Tieg's Birthday
- 93. A Day at the Beach...
- 92. Hygene Hazard
- 91. Laundry Day
- Halloween Special '09
- 90. Indentured Service
- 89. If It Looks Too Good...
- 88. Ass-kicking Averted
- 87. Tieg Goes Down
- 86. Karmic Retribution
- 85. Shining Tifa
- 84. Burning Ebon
- 83. Super Form High
- 82. Breaking and Entering
- 81. Sax: Part-Time Boss Character
- 80. Adding Injury To Insult
- 79. Don't Mess...
- 78. Making It Worse
- 77. A Revolting Development Indeed
- 76. Batgirl Bushwhack
- 75. Knockin' On Heaven's Door
- 74. Hosers
- 73. Premonition
- 72. Payback's A Bitch
- 71. Cliche Prevention
- 70. Beware Sinister Hedgehogs On Motorcycles
- 69. Better Than An Alarm Clock...
- 68. Fear Ebon!
- 67. Retrieval service
- 66. OmegaTau's Nervous Breakdown
- 65. Bad Alternatives
- 64. Dinner Interruptions
- 63. I've Got A Funny Feeling...
- 62. Concussive Torture
- 61. Principle of Quantum Echidna Displacement
- 60. Inconsequentially Imperative
- 59. Tieg Vents His Inner Rage
- 58. Enter Metal Knuckles
- 57. Batgirl Beatdown
- 56. Ironically-Timed Emergency
- 55. Rejected
- 54. Unnoticed
- 53. Idle Hands
- 52. A Special Kind Of Help
- 51. Sonic Retrieval
- 50. Sonic Retrieval Mission
- 49. Betcha Didn't See This Coming
- 48. Remember These People?
- 47. Tieg's Revenge
- 46. Live Lessons
- 45. No Joking Matter
- 44. Kiss the Cook
- 43. The Trend Continues
- 42. Tangled Hair
- 41. Psycho Chick Amy Rose
- 40. An Interesting Life
- 39. Friendly Advice
- 38. Remember This Guy?
- 37. Irony Inbound
- 36. Incoming!! Brace Yourself For Impact!!
- 35. Waste Disposal
- 34. YEAH, TOAST!!
- 33. Annoying Emo-Goth
- 32. Denied
- 31. He's More Dangerous Than He Looks...
- 30. Minimal-Action Sequence
- 29. Ask A Stupid Question...
- 28. Super Form Withdrawl
- 27. Parade of Embarassment
- 26. Creative Solutions
- 25. The Holy Grail of Caffeine Highs
- 24. Emerl Dies.
- 23. Sax's Hack-n-Slash
- 22. Heroes of Another Breed
- 21. Flightplan
- 20. Recruiting Backup
- 19. The Obvious Choice
- 18. Good Help Is Hard To Come By
- 17. D'OH!!
- 16. Stealin' The Emerald
- 15. Welcome Home
- 14. Sonic, High-Speed Roadkill
- 13. Dramatic Slowing-Down of the Critical Moment
- 12. Oh, Boy...
- 11. There Can Only Be One!
- 10. Reunions and Meetings
- 9. On The Road Again
- 8. The Chao Garden
- 7. Lunch
- 6. Well, They're Both Fast...
- 5. High-Speed Tieg
- 4. The Plot Thickens...
- 3. Lost. Big Time.
- 2. On The Road
- 1. Leaving Home
- Credits
Next
Last
First
Prev
- 165. The Epic Journey
- 164. Lizard Snacking
- 163. Sudden Interest
- 162. Touchy Subject
- 161. Pepperoni!!!!!!!!
- 160. BITCHSLAP
- 159. Blaze in the Big Blue House
- 158. Introducing Blaze!
- 157. NO MOLESTE!!
- 156. Mysteriously Vanishing Pwnage
- 155. Sax Chimes In
- 154. Bitchy Bitchy Bitch...
- 153. Disappointing Combat
- 152. The New Bitch In Town
- 151. Lover's Spat...Kinda
- 150. Foursome!
- 149. Unworthy Accomplishments
- 148. Chickfight
- 147. Shopping
- 146. They Grow Up So Fast...
- 145. All The Right Moves
- 144. To The Point
- 143. Intervention
- 142. Good Dreams
- 141. Anti-meditation
- 140. Beam Envy
- 139. The Advantaged
- Christmas '10 c.
- Christmas '10 b.
- Christmas '10
- 138. Little Secrets
- 137. While You Were Out
- 136. Brace Yourselves
- 135. Burning Metal
- Technical Difficulties
- 134. Backup
- 133. Metal Defense
- 132. Metal Ambush
- 131. Scary Lead-In
- 130. Jungle Boogie
- 129. Sword Slinging
- 128. That Awkward Moment
- 127. Cultural Impasse
- 126. Smashing Roommate
- 125. Dramatic Departures
- 124. The Return
- 123. That Evil Feeling...
- 122. Names From a Hat
- 121. Pets and Bad Ideas
- 120. It's Under The Mat
- 119. Called it.
- 118. Missing Persons
- 117. Jailbreak
- 116. Unexpected
- 115. Failed Successful Cloning
- 114. The Hangover
- 113. The Hazards of Drinking
- 112. Backup Plan
- 111. Louie, Louie...
- 110. Helpful Amy
- 109. Depressing Words of Wisdom
- 108. Slides of Love
- 107. The Love Guru
- 106. Relation Rage
- 105. Cheesecake
- 104. Metal Stalker
- 103. Metal Unimportants
- 102. Metal Identification
- 101. Metal Love
- 100. Metal Sidewalk
- 99. Girl Talk
- 98. Meeting The Neighbors
- 97. Hopeless Romantic
- 96. Enter Metal
- 95. New Neighbors
- 94. Tieg's Birthday
- 93. A Day at the Beach...
- 92. Hygene Hazard
- 91. Laundry Day
- Halloween Special '09
- 90. Indentured Service
- 89. If It Looks Too Good...
- 88. Ass-kicking Averted
- 87. Tieg Goes Down
- 86. Karmic Retribution
- 85. Shining Tifa
- 84. Burning Ebon
- 83. Super Form High
- 82. Breaking and Entering
- 81. Sax: Part-Time Boss Character
- 80. Adding Injury To Insult
- 79. Don't Mess...
- 78. Making It Worse
- 77. A Revolting Development Indeed
- 76. Batgirl Bushwhack
- 75. Knockin' On Heaven's Door
- 74. Hosers
- 73. Premonition
- 72. Payback's A Bitch
- 71. Cliche Prevention
- 70. Beware Sinister Hedgehogs On Motorcycles
- 69. Better Than An Alarm Clock...
- 68. Fear Ebon!
- 67. Retrieval service
- 66. OmegaTau's Nervous Breakdown
- 65. Bad Alternatives
- 64. Dinner Interruptions
- 63. I've Got A Funny Feeling...
- 62. Concussive Torture
- 61. Principle of Quantum Echidna Displacement
- 60. Inconsequentially Imperative
- 59. Tieg Vents His Inner Rage
- 58. Enter Metal Knuckles
- 57. Batgirl Beatdown
- 56. Ironically-Timed Emergency
- 55. Rejected
- 54. Unnoticed
- 53. Idle Hands
- 52. A Special Kind Of Help
- 51. Sonic Retrieval
- 50. Sonic Retrieval Mission
- 49. Betcha Didn't See This Coming
- 48. Remember These People?
- 47. Tieg's Revenge
- 46. Live Lessons
- 45. No Joking Matter
- 44. Kiss the Cook
- 43. The Trend Continues
- 42. Tangled Hair
- 41. Psycho Chick Amy Rose
- 40. An Interesting Life
- 39. Friendly Advice
- 38. Remember This Guy?
- 37. Irony Inbound
- 36. Incoming!! Brace Yourself For Impact!!
- 35. Waste Disposal
- 34. YEAH, TOAST!!
- 33. Annoying Emo-Goth
- 32. Denied
- 31. He's More Dangerous Than He Looks...
- 30. Minimal-Action Sequence
- 29. Ask A Stupid Question...
- 28. Super Form Withdrawl
- 27. Parade of Embarassment
- 26. Creative Solutions
- 25. The Holy Grail of Caffeine Highs
- 24. Emerl Dies.
- 23. Sax's Hack-n-Slash
- 22. Heroes of Another Breed
- 21. Flightplan
- 20. Recruiting Backup
- 19. The Obvious Choice
- 18. Good Help Is Hard To Come By
- 17. D'OH!!
- 16. Stealin' The Emerald
- 15. Welcome Home
- 14. Sonic, High-Speed Roadkill
- 13. Dramatic Slowing-Down of the Critical Moment
- 12. Oh, Boy...
- 11. There Can Only Be One!
- 10. Reunions and Meetings
- 9. On The Road Again
- 8. The Chao Garden
- 7. Lunch
- 6. Well, They're Both Fast...
- 5. High-Speed Tieg
- 4. The Plot Thickens...
- 3. Lost. Big Time.
- 2. On The Road
- 1. Leaving Home
- Credits
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Author notes
There's two ways to get out to OU's campus from my hometown. One is a fairly dull highway that runs through the mountains for a bit, but isn't too picturesque. The other is a crazily winding two-lane forest road through Redneckville, USA. The second road is like a cross between O Brother, Where Art Thou and Deliverance. You don't want to have your car break down there.
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