The Onett Suite
First
Prev
- 165. The Epic Journey
- 164. Lizard Snacking
- 163. Sudden Interest
- 162. Touchy Subject
- 161. Pepperoni!!!!!!!!
- 160. BITCHSLAP
- 159. Blaze in the Big Blue House
- 158. Introducing Blaze!
- 157. NO MOLESTE!!
- 156. Mysteriously Vanishing Pwnage
- 155. Sax Chimes In
- 154. Bitchy Bitchy Bitch...
- 153. Disappointing Combat
- 152. The New Bitch In Town
- 151. Lover's Spat...Kinda
- 150. Foursome!
- 149. Unworthy Accomplishments
- 148. Chickfight
- 147. Shopping
- 146. They Grow Up So Fast...
- 145. All The Right Moves
- 144. To The Point
- 143. Intervention
- 142. Good Dreams
- 141. Anti-meditation
- 140. Beam Envy
- 139. The Advantaged
- Christmas '10 c.
- Christmas '10 b.
- Christmas '10
- 138. Little Secrets
- 137. While You Were Out
- 136. Brace Yourselves
- 135. Burning Metal
- Technical Difficulties
- 134. Backup
- 133. Metal Defense
- 132. Metal Ambush
- 131. Scary Lead-In
- 130. Jungle Boogie
- 129. Sword Slinging
- 128. That Awkward Moment
- 127. Cultural Impasse
- 126. Smashing Roommate
- 125. Dramatic Departures
- 124. The Return
- 123. That Evil Feeling...
- 122. Names From a Hat
- 121. Pets and Bad Ideas
- 120. It's Under The Mat
- 119. Called it.
- 118. Missing Persons
- 117. Jailbreak
- 116. Unexpected
- 115. Failed Successful Cloning
- 114. The Hangover
- 113. The Hazards of Drinking
- 112. Backup Plan
- 111. Louie, Louie...
- 110. Helpful Amy
- 109. Depressing Words of Wisdom
- 108. Slides of Love
- 107. The Love Guru
- 106. Relation Rage
- 105. Cheesecake
- 104. Metal Stalker
- 103. Metal Unimportants
- 102. Metal Identification
- 101. Metal Love
- 100. Metal Sidewalk
- 99. Girl Talk
- 98. Meeting The Neighbors
- 97. Hopeless Romantic
- 96. Enter Metal
- 95. New Neighbors
- 94. Tieg's Birthday
- 93. A Day at the Beach...
- 92. Hygene Hazard
- 91. Laundry Day
- Halloween Special '09
- 90. Indentured Service
- 89. If It Looks Too Good...
- 88. Ass-kicking Averted
- 87. Tieg Goes Down
- 86. Karmic Retribution
- 85. Shining Tifa
- 84. Burning Ebon
- 83. Super Form High
- 82. Breaking and Entering
- 81. Sax: Part-Time Boss Character
- 80. Adding Injury To Insult
- 79. Don't Mess...
- 78. Making It Worse
- 77. A Revolting Development Indeed
- 76. Batgirl Bushwhack
- 75. Knockin' On Heaven's Door
- 74. Hosers
- 73. Premonition
- 72. Payback's A Bitch
- 71. Cliche Prevention
- 70. Beware Sinister Hedgehogs On Motorcycles
- 69. Better Than An Alarm Clock...
- 68. Fear Ebon!
- 67. Retrieval service
- 66. OmegaTau's Nervous Breakdown
- 65. Bad Alternatives
- 64. Dinner Interruptions
- 63. I've Got A Funny Feeling...
- 62. Concussive Torture
- 61. Principle of Quantum Echidna Displacement
- 60. Inconsequentially Imperative
- 59. Tieg Vents His Inner Rage
- 58. Enter Metal Knuckles
- 57. Batgirl Beatdown
- 56. Ironically-Timed Emergency
- 55. Rejected
- 54. Unnoticed
- 53. Idle Hands
- 52. A Special Kind Of Help
- 51. Sonic Retrieval
- 50. Sonic Retrieval Mission
- 49. Betcha Didn't See This Coming
- 48. Remember These People?
- 47. Tieg's Revenge
- 46. Live Lessons
- 45. No Joking Matter
- 44. Kiss the Cook
- 43. The Trend Continues
- 42. Tangled Hair
- 41. Psycho Chick Amy Rose
- 40. An Interesting Life
- 39. Friendly Advice
- 38. Remember This Guy?
- 37. Irony Inbound
- 36. Incoming!! Brace Yourself For Impact!!
- 35. Waste Disposal
- 34. YEAH, TOAST!!
- 33. Annoying Emo-Goth
- 32. Denied
- 31. He's More Dangerous Than He Looks...
- 30. Minimal-Action Sequence
- 29. Ask A Stupid Question...
- 28. Super Form Withdrawl
- 27. Parade of Embarassment
- 26. Creative Solutions
- 25. The Holy Grail of Caffeine Highs
- 24. Emerl Dies.
- 23. Sax's Hack-n-Slash
- 22. Heroes of Another Breed
- 21. Flightplan
- 20. Recruiting Backup
- 19. The Obvious Choice
- 18. Good Help Is Hard To Come By
- 17. D'OH!!
- 16. Stealin' The Emerald
- 15. Welcome Home
- 14. Sonic, High-Speed Roadkill
- 13. Dramatic Slowing-Down of the Critical Moment
- 12. Oh, Boy...
- 11. There Can Only Be One!
- 10. Reunions and Meetings
- 9. On The Road Again
- 8. The Chao Garden
- 7. Lunch
- 6. Well, They're Both Fast...
- 5. High-Speed Tieg
- 4. The Plot Thickens...
- 3. Lost. Big Time.
- 2. On The Road
- 1. Leaving Home
- Credits
Next
Last
First
Prev
- 165. The Epic Journey
- 164. Lizard Snacking
- 163. Sudden Interest
- 162. Touchy Subject
- 161. Pepperoni!!!!!!!!
- 160. BITCHSLAP
- 159. Blaze in the Big Blue House
- 158. Introducing Blaze!
- 157. NO MOLESTE!!
- 156. Mysteriously Vanishing Pwnage
- 155. Sax Chimes In
- 154. Bitchy Bitchy Bitch...
- 153. Disappointing Combat
- 152. The New Bitch In Town
- 151. Lover's Spat...Kinda
- 150. Foursome!
- 149. Unworthy Accomplishments
- 148. Chickfight
- 147. Shopping
- 146. They Grow Up So Fast...
- 145. All The Right Moves
- 144. To The Point
- 143. Intervention
- 142. Good Dreams
- 141. Anti-meditation
- 140. Beam Envy
- 139. The Advantaged
- Christmas '10 c.
- Christmas '10 b.
- Christmas '10
- 138. Little Secrets
- 137. While You Were Out
- 136. Brace Yourselves
- 135. Burning Metal
- Technical Difficulties
- 134. Backup
- 133. Metal Defense
- 132. Metal Ambush
- 131. Scary Lead-In
- 130. Jungle Boogie
- 129. Sword Slinging
- 128. That Awkward Moment
- 127. Cultural Impasse
- 126. Smashing Roommate
- 125. Dramatic Departures
- 124. The Return
- 123. That Evil Feeling...
- 122. Names From a Hat
- 121. Pets and Bad Ideas
- 120. It's Under The Mat
- 119. Called it.
- 118. Missing Persons
- 117. Jailbreak
- 116. Unexpected
- 115. Failed Successful Cloning
- 114. The Hangover
- 113. The Hazards of Drinking
- 112. Backup Plan
- 111. Louie, Louie...
- 110. Helpful Amy
- 109. Depressing Words of Wisdom
- 108. Slides of Love
- 107. The Love Guru
- 106. Relation Rage
- 105. Cheesecake
- 104. Metal Stalker
- 103. Metal Unimportants
- 102. Metal Identification
- 101. Metal Love
- 100. Metal Sidewalk
- 99. Girl Talk
- 98. Meeting The Neighbors
- 97. Hopeless Romantic
- 96. Enter Metal
- 95. New Neighbors
- 94. Tieg's Birthday
- 93. A Day at the Beach...
- 92. Hygene Hazard
- 91. Laundry Day
- Halloween Special '09
- 90. Indentured Service
- 89. If It Looks Too Good...
- 88. Ass-kicking Averted
- 87. Tieg Goes Down
- 86. Karmic Retribution
- 85. Shining Tifa
- 84. Burning Ebon
- 83. Super Form High
- 82. Breaking and Entering
- 81. Sax: Part-Time Boss Character
- 80. Adding Injury To Insult
- 79. Don't Mess...
- 78. Making It Worse
- 77. A Revolting Development Indeed
- 76. Batgirl Bushwhack
- 75. Knockin' On Heaven's Door
- 74. Hosers
- 73. Premonition
- 72. Payback's A Bitch
- 71. Cliche Prevention
- 70. Beware Sinister Hedgehogs On Motorcycles
- 69. Better Than An Alarm Clock...
- 68. Fear Ebon!
- 67. Retrieval service
- 66. OmegaTau's Nervous Breakdown
- 65. Bad Alternatives
- 64. Dinner Interruptions
- 63. I've Got A Funny Feeling...
- 62. Concussive Torture
- 61. Principle of Quantum Echidna Displacement
- 60. Inconsequentially Imperative
- 59. Tieg Vents His Inner Rage
- 58. Enter Metal Knuckles
- 57. Batgirl Beatdown
- 56. Ironically-Timed Emergency
- 55. Rejected
- 54. Unnoticed
- 53. Idle Hands
- 52. A Special Kind Of Help
- 51. Sonic Retrieval
- 50. Sonic Retrieval Mission
- 49. Betcha Didn't See This Coming
- 48. Remember These People?
- 47. Tieg's Revenge
- 46. Live Lessons
- 45. No Joking Matter
- 44. Kiss the Cook
- 43. The Trend Continues
- 42. Tangled Hair
- 41. Psycho Chick Amy Rose
- 40. An Interesting Life
- 39. Friendly Advice
- 38. Remember This Guy?
- 37. Irony Inbound
- 36. Incoming!! Brace Yourself For Impact!!
- 35. Waste Disposal
- 34. YEAH, TOAST!!
- 33. Annoying Emo-Goth
- 32. Denied
- 31. He's More Dangerous Than He Looks...
- 30. Minimal-Action Sequence
- 29. Ask A Stupid Question...
- 28. Super Form Withdrawl
- 27. Parade of Embarassment
- 26. Creative Solutions
- 25. The Holy Grail of Caffeine Highs
- 24. Emerl Dies.
- 23. Sax's Hack-n-Slash
- 22. Heroes of Another Breed
- 21. Flightplan
- 20. Recruiting Backup
- 19. The Obvious Choice
- 18. Good Help Is Hard To Come By
- 17. D'OH!!
- 16. Stealin' The Emerald
- 15. Welcome Home
- 14. Sonic, High-Speed Roadkill
- 13. Dramatic Slowing-Down of the Critical Moment
- 12. Oh, Boy...
- 11. There Can Only Be One!
- 10. Reunions and Meetings
- 9. On The Road Again
- 8. The Chao Garden
- 7. Lunch
- 6. Well, They're Both Fast...
- 5. High-Speed Tieg
- 4. The Plot Thickens...
- 3. Lost. Big Time.
- 2. On The Road
- 1. Leaving Home
- Credits
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Author notes
I have a theory that the Master Emerald is actually a hollow glass container filled with Mountain Dew, which is the source of its power and its color. But then, I also have a theory that the weather will someday eventually be nice again on OU's campus. I can put up with it easily if I can wear whatever I want, but during Crew practice, that damn wind blows the almost insignificant backsplash from the other rowers' oars up and gets me soaked big time. You learn to hate Ohio's mountain weather a lot when you're rowing.
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