The Pissed Off Webcomic

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POWCG

on June 29, 2007

This is a warning to all you A-holes out there thinking you're hot shit with your own webcomic. Chances are, unless your last name is Buckley or Todd Goldman ripped off your fantastic artwork, your webcomic sucks ass.
If you own a webcomic:
-That is either parodying video games, using the source art from video games, or is in anyway appealing to audiences that play video games,
-That has ANY sort of fetish attached to it (yes, Chris Morrison, even hot chicks with big boobs (*FREE LINK* www.dailyniner.com *FREE LINK*, although I hardly consider any of your female characters hot, let alone human),
-That is essentially your failed sci-fi novel, but you call it a comic because there's an illustration accompaning your long rambling text, (Again, Chris Morrison)
-That is your attempt at "manga" or any sort of Japanese art (The Internet's AMERICAN, GTFO our soil traitors!)
-That is TOTALLY RANDOM!
-That deals with you and your buddies CRAZY adventures that involve sports and booze,
YOUR ASS IS MINE.

VENGENCE WILL BE SWIFT
HELL WILL BE WROUGHT
A WEBCOMIC GEEK WILL BE PISSED OFF
-The Pissed Off Webcomic Geek