The Repository of Dangerous Things First Prev - 121: Wherein we say farewell (or hello) to our cast of remarkable characters. - 120: Horseshoe crabs have weird eyes, I bet they see in black and white. - 119: Even monsters and zombies need a little attention sometimes. - 118: The robot is probably the brains behind the whole plan. - 117: I'm not sure what he expected, with a duck in charge. - 116: The question is, why not a sea captain? - 115: You would think she'd get cold, walking around like that. - 114: Everyone say hello to the new fan favorite character! - 113: If you love something, set it free. And hope it doesn't break stuff. - 112: What tragedy will next befall our young hero?! - 111: Davis is gonna pay for that (but at least he has money now). - 110: If you invite them, prepare to put up with them. - 109: Something cheesy about growing friendships. And dangerous plants. - 108: This one will just be called "The Gratuitous Comic." - 107: Who knew that mathematicians lived so dangerously? - 106: The Repository of Romantically Inept Things. - 105: It does kind of make you wonder why she needs Davis. - 104: Daydreams aren't really dangerous... more like trespassing. - 103: Dangerous things aren't just for grownups. - 102: You can't change her mind, so don't try. - 101: It's nice to know some things never change. - 100: You would think this might make the foundations a little unstable? - 099: But the anticipation is the best part! - 098: Either she's loosening up or he's getting more insane. - 097: He probably doesn't realize how close he is to being right. - 096: I don't think I want to know how it knows what he's thinking. - 095: Davis's problem is, the boy just don't learn. - 094: We now return to our regularly scheduled programming. - 093: As a matter of fact, Davis isn't very good at cards, either. - 092: And you wonder why Ms. Harper doesn't get dates? - 091: Get back on that horse, Davis! - 090: There are some questions that should never be answered. - 089: Well, it makes sense to me anyway. - 088: One of these things is not like the other.... - 087: But more than cute enough to make up for it, it seems. - 086: When in Rome... or when Romans visit? - 085: Well, now Davis has two little brothers. - 084: Sometimes a quarter will get you more than you expect. - 083: Like National Geographic, only the naked chicks are hot. - 082: Wherein Davis finally gets some real-world experience. - 081: So, is that just his imagination, or...? - 079: I guess it's back to business as usual. - 078: ...There is only attack and attack and attack some more. - 077: I wonder if Davis has ever called LoveLine - 076: Davis: Man of Undergraduate Action! - 075: Ah, what Davis doesn't know (this time) won't hurt him. - 074: Whot we 'ave 'ere is a tzitzimime! Ceahfuhl, the buggas boite! - 073: Fighting soldiers from the sky; fearless men who jump and die... - 072: She quit the CIA because it was too boring. - 071: This is hardly the time to think of witty titles! - 070: Why can't any cute and harmless things have died to bother them? - 069: What's big and blue-green and goes "schlomp?" - 068: If he had boots, they'd be made for walkin'. - 067: And you thought I forgot about the monkey deathbot! - 066: I wonder if his name was Yorick? - 065: Davis knew that class would come in handy one day. - 064: Every good plan involves a secret weapon. - 063: Well, it was a nice try, anyway - 062: Davis never did get along well with books. - 061: Sometimes, the truth really, really hurts a lot. - 060: Whatever happened to Marines not leaving any man behind? - 059: When the Silly String runs out, use small talk. - 058: Bruno the vampire slayer? - 057: Synchronicity. It's a good thing. - 056: If there's anything girls hate, it's giant slugs. - 055: Golem can be gentle when he wants to be. - 054: Davis plays way too many video games. - 053: Optimism is helpful in times of stress. - 052: Good. Then that only leaves one person to worry about. - 051: Wherein both a deepest fear and a greatest desire are fulfilled. - 050: Monday mornings always hold the most unpleasant surprises. - 049: Good day, sunshine. - 048: It must be a cold day in Hell. - 047: Okay, maybe Davis is a little bit of a fighter. - 046: Davis is a lover, baby... not a fighter! - 045: A dying man's last wish. - 044: Time slows down when bad things happen. - 043: I can think of at least two things that make Davis thankful. - 042: Is that Davis's life flashing before his eyes? - 041: Famous last words. - 040: If you're not going to believe me, why do you ask? - 038: Now with real monkey action! - 037: They just want to hug you. Really. - 036: Kind of like the monsters what live in your closet. - 035: No, I don't think I'll take door #3. - 034: Justifiable Homicide. - 033: Finally, the (unsurprising) truth comes out. - 032: Sometimes Ms. Harper even scares me. - 031: The Force is strong in this one. - 030: Fiesta! - 029: Davis just can't get ahe... Davis loses his hea... Djinn: 1, Davis: 0. - 028: You'd think Davis would learn "convenient = weird" at work. - 027: The dangers of mediocrity. - 026: The dangers of being an impressionable lump of clay. - 025: The dangers of binge drinking as a form of escapism. - 024: The dangers of taking expired antibiotics... unless this is normal. - 022: Golem don't truck with no fools. - 021: What Davis doesn't understand is, he's tasty. - 020: Of all the things he's lost, he misses his hair the most. - 019: At home, he screens all of his calls. - 018: Making Friends. - 017: But will it protect him from death by monkeys? - 015: Not your average voodoo doll.... - 014: Oh smooth, Davis, real smooth. - 013: Sorry, Davis, but the pants are pretty important. - 012: Don't ever look too close. - 011: The good thing about Dangerous Things is, they blow up. - 010: "Nice try, Miz Harper!" - 009: Mocha hazlenut blood. - 008: Dude... what is in that jar? - 007: Or not. - 006: Finally, someone is on Davis's side! - 005: Forks Plastic - 004: Hello, Golem - 003: He's always like this, folks. - 002: Hi, my name's Davis? I'm here about the job.... - 001: In a small, old, red-brick building by a narrow but tidy alley.... Next Last First Prev - 121: Wherein we say farewell (or hello) to our cast of remarkable characters. - 120: Horseshoe crabs have weird eyes, I bet they see in black and white. - 119: Even monsters and zombies need a little attention sometimes. - 118: The robot is probably the brains behind the whole plan. - 117: I'm not sure what he expected, with a duck in charge. - 116: The question is, why not a sea captain? - 115: You would think she'd get cold, walking around like that. - 114: Everyone say hello to the new fan favorite character! - 113: If you love something, set it free. And hope it doesn't break stuff. - 112: What tragedy will next befall our young hero?! - 111: Davis is gonna pay for that (but at least he has money now). - 110: If you invite them, prepare to put up with them. - 109: Something cheesy about growing friendships. And dangerous plants. - 108: This one will just be called "The Gratuitous Comic." - 107: Who knew that mathematicians lived so dangerously? - 106: The Repository of Romantically Inept Things. - 105: It does kind of make you wonder why she needs Davis. - 104: Daydreams aren't really dangerous... more like trespassing. - 103: Dangerous things aren't just for grownups. - 102: You can't change her mind, so don't try. - 101: It's nice to know some things never change. - 100: You would think this might make the foundations a little unstable? - 099: But the anticipation is the best part! - 098: Either she's loosening up or he's getting more insane. - 097: He probably doesn't realize how close he is to being right. - 096: I don't think I want to know how it knows what he's thinking. - 095: Davis's problem is, the boy just don't learn. - 094: We now return to our regularly scheduled programming. - 093: As a matter of fact, Davis isn't very good at cards, either. - 092: And you wonder why Ms. Harper doesn't get dates? - 091: Get back on that horse, Davis! - 090: There are some questions that should never be answered. - 089: Well, it makes sense to me anyway. - 088: One of these things is not like the other.... - 087: But more than cute enough to make up for it, it seems. - 086: When in Rome... or when Romans visit? - 085: Well, now Davis has two little brothers. - 084: Sometimes a quarter will get you more than you expect. - 083: Like National Geographic, only the naked chicks are hot. - 082: Wherein Davis finally gets some real-world experience. - 081: So, is that just his imagination, or...? - 079: I guess it's back to business as usual. - 078: ...There is only attack and attack and attack some more. - 077: I wonder if Davis has ever called LoveLine - 076: Davis: Man of Undergraduate Action! - 075: Ah, what Davis doesn't know (this time) won't hurt him. - 074: Whot we 'ave 'ere is a tzitzimime! Ceahfuhl, the buggas boite! - 073: Fighting soldiers from the sky; fearless men who jump and die... - 072: She quit the CIA because it was too boring. - 071: This is hardly the time to think of witty titles! - 070: Why can't any cute and harmless things have died to bother them? - 069: What's big and blue-green and goes "schlomp?" - 068: If he had boots, they'd be made for walkin'. - 067: And you thought I forgot about the monkey deathbot! - 066: I wonder if his name was Yorick? - 065: Davis knew that class would come in handy one day. - 064: Every good plan involves a secret weapon. - 063: Well, it was a nice try, anyway - 062: Davis never did get along well with books. - 061: Sometimes, the truth really, really hurts a lot. - 060: Whatever happened to Marines not leaving any man behind? - 059: When the Silly String runs out, use small talk. - 058: Bruno the vampire slayer? - 057: Synchronicity. It's a good thing. - 056: If there's anything girls hate, it's giant slugs. - 055: Golem can be gentle when he wants to be. - 054: Davis plays way too many video games. - 053: Optimism is helpful in times of stress. - 052: Good. Then that only leaves one person to worry about. - 051: Wherein both a deepest fear and a greatest desire are fulfilled. - 050: Monday mornings always hold the most unpleasant surprises. - 049: Good day, sunshine. - 048: It must be a cold day in Hell. - 047: Okay, maybe Davis is a little bit of a fighter. - 046: Davis is a lover, baby... not a fighter! - 045: A dying man's last wish. - 044: Time slows down when bad things happen. - 043: I can think of at least two things that make Davis thankful. - 042: Is that Davis's life flashing before his eyes? - 041: Famous last words. - 040: If you're not going to believe me, why do you ask? - 038: Now with real monkey action! - 037: They just want to hug you. Really. - 036: Kind of like the monsters what live in your closet. - 035: No, I don't think I'll take door #3. - 034: Justifiable Homicide. - 033: Finally, the (unsurprising) truth comes out. - 032: Sometimes Ms. Harper even scares me. - 031: The Force is strong in this one. - 030: Fiesta! - 029: Davis just can't get ahe... Davis loses his hea... Djinn: 1, Davis: 0. - 028: You'd think Davis would learn "convenient = weird" at work. - 027: The dangers of mediocrity. - 026: The dangers of being an impressionable lump of clay. - 025: The dangers of binge drinking as a form of escapism. - 024: The dangers of taking expired antibiotics... unless this is normal. - 022: Golem don't truck with no fools. - 021: What Davis doesn't understand is, he's tasty. - 020: Of all the things he's lost, he misses his hair the most. - 019: At home, he screens all of his calls. - 018: Making Friends. - 017: But will it protect him from death by monkeys? - 015: Not your average voodoo doll.... - 014: Oh smooth, Davis, real smooth. - 013: Sorry, Davis, but the pants are pretty important. - 012: Don't ever look too close. - 011: The good thing about Dangerous Things is, they blow up. - 010: "Nice try, Miz Harper!" - 009: Mocha hazlenut blood. - 008: Dude... what is in that jar? - 007: Or not. - 006: Finally, someone is on Davis's side! - 005: Forks Plastic - 004: Hello, Golem - 003: He's always like this, folks. - 002: Hi, my name's Davis? 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