The Scarlet Robe
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- I'm not a loser am I?
- : (
- Mr. Jones, of the Manor Farm, had locked the hen-houses for the night, but was too drunk to remember to shut the pop-holes. With the ring of light from his lantern dancing from side to side, he lurched across the yard, kicked off his boots at the back doo
- Failing at failing.
- You all suck so much.
- Mother fuckers.
- I want you to want me. I need you to need me. Id love you to love me. Im beggin you to beg me. I want you to want me. I need you to need me. Id love you to love me. Ill shine up the old brown shoes, put on a brand-new shirt. Ill get home early from work
- Free burma rangers is a pretty cool guy eh fights injustice and doesn't afraid of anything
- Because I love you so much it hurts sometimes.
- Yes, basically everyone is retarded.
- I am the funniest man alive today.
- Hogwash
- mistakes
- to make
- Learning
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Last
First
Prev
- I'm not a loser am I?
- : (
- Mr. Jones, of the Manor Farm, had locked the hen-houses for the night, but was too drunk to remember to shut the pop-holes. With the ring of light from his lantern dancing from side to side, he lurched across the yard, kicked off his boots at the back doo
- Failing at failing.
- You all suck so much.
- Mother fuckers.
- I want you to want me. I need you to need me. Id love you to love me. Im beggin you to beg me. I want you to want me. I need you to need me. Id love you to love me. Ill shine up the old brown shoes, put on a brand-new shirt. Ill get home early from work
- Free burma rangers is a pretty cool guy eh fights injustice and doesn't afraid of anything
- Because I love you so much it hurts sometimes.
- Yes, basically everyone is retarded.
- I am the funniest man alive today.
- Hogwash
- mistakes
- to make
- Learning
Next
Last
Author notes
I would like to note that I did zero research for this. I really don't know anything about the way the world works. I'm pulling this whole thing out of my ass for kicks.
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