The Teenage Girls Guide to Her Ever Changing Body

Author notes

In Media Res (Book 1), Canto I, "The Song of Fire," Page 3

Bubbles

on May 6, 2006

In this week's installment, we learn that Stephanie should most definitely have invested in a tandem bicycle. Ah, the folly of youth!

I haven't labeled it as anything in particular, but Eileen's not eating a PowerBar or anything healthy - that's definitely a Bar None or Watchamacallit or similar candied starch n' fat coated in chocolate. We'll get more specific on her snack foods later; it's important, or will be when we get to it.