The Teenage Girls Guide to Her Ever Changing Body

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In Media Res (Book 1), Canto I, "The Song of Fire," Page 5

Bubbles

on May 20, 2006

So, of course, we learn a valuable lesson here - when jumping off a cliff with a mountain bike, do not land behind the billboard when the State Police have set up a speed trap. They do not look kindly to such things.

If there's no state police vehicle, drop away. Except don't, it'll break some ridiculous number of bones.

And, just for the record, that's the awesomest evil car I've ever seen.