The Thesaian killers

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THE END FOR REAL: Part 1

metabad

on June 16, 2013

My friend made an ending for me.
THANK YOU!
THANKS!


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On the last epistode of tehsian killesr, Balan
psunched Apa in the balss thus ending the evil thesidan's reight for
ever and ever. And pieve was restpored to the univerps.
Or so we thiought……….

THE THESIDAN KILTERS
THE FINAL EPISODE
by something_AWesome
"using
my zen monks powers I won u most surender-san.," said balan to an
almost dead apap. The y were on a boat, my the way."ITS TOO LATS FOR
BBOTH OF US" saud Apas, "IVE FALLIN CANTS GET UP AND NOW THE BOOT AS
SINKING BECAUSE OF MY WAIT WE WEIL BOTH DROWN
"
I use budist
zen prayer to safe us both-san" said balan. So he meditated to use the
save prayers but accidentlay said the wrong chant. this caused lithning
to struxk Apas arnd break his fishbowl head.
"GASP-SAN!!!!" said blan. "ITS YOU!!!!!"
"Yes
my son I am your long lost uncle Arnie" said apa hose face was now
reviled. "do you know whoy yhour name is balan?" said sapa.
"Why"
"Becaused its the first few letters of balance and your head is flat and you balance things on it."
"yout make no sense"
Then
uncle Arnie;s eyes started to glow and a priceless chinese vase with
poison flowers in it appeared onn top of blan's head. "WOW-SAN i need to
balance this or elswe it will fall and the earth will be poinsoned!"
"and youl fave to pay for the broken vase too. consider this the final test of your monk training!" said apa"ok" said Balns.

Laters
Balan reuterned to Dr. Sents lab which for some reason was a lot hotter
that it was before. "Sidus set the palance on fire but i killed him
said Zalcons torseo." Sidsu's disembodied hand waved "hello."
"hi
siduss;s disembodied hand san,/" said Balan. sidus dismebodied hand
flipped balans off. but he diddnt do that because he hated baloan byut
because between that and waving hello that was all he could do becuse he
was just a hand., he cuould also make a fist and do a handshake but he
optned onstead to give the middle finger because that made him edgy and
cool and xtreme.but seerriously he had no hard felings agains balons.
well ok maybe they are on oposite side but he doesnt hate himj enough to
give the bird.
"byt wait-san, said balans, "ig sidus is dead and
he absorbed that core that keeps colonies floating, arnt they gonna
crsash into earth-san now?"
"science doesnt work that way" said
Dr. Sent. but the colonies started crasing down anyway. "OH NO now you
must get into space ships and go into colonuy and destroy it from the
insdie!" said DR sent.
"im gona need all the help-san i can get"
said balan as he picked up sideus's hand and glued it to his coffee
tabel head. Sidus hand then placed a firm girp on the priceles chinese
vase so it wouldn't fall of.
"i dont trust him cant you trust me to be glued on more asked zalcom?"
"well-san
i heard that one of us is lekaing informaiton to master preon and you
are one of us so you might be a trader unlinke the completely innocent
dr. TRoq!"
"you can trust me to help" said dr. trop as he boarded
the space ahips with balan and meatmad and sideus's arm. "beuse i did
not rig this ship to crash into an astersoid whil I espace in an excpape
pod, if that hapens that was zalcuns' or someone's fault." said Dr.
Trop.
Latet,r, the ship crashed into an asteroid and Trop expaced
in and expace pod. "he is innocent-san because hes a human and humans
cant breathj in space so they need to use expace pods," said
balan-sam.then the ship exploded and they ended up blown on the colonuy
that was faling to eaths.
"ok lets destroy it" said metabad. "ill
use muy destroy space station zen budish prayer" said balan who started
mediating. but he acidently said the wrong chnant again and ended up
teleporting himself to the thesina base. "I'M THROWING YOU IN JAI:L"
said master prayon who thrwow balanc in jail.

Back at the
falling saopce colony metaboad said, "oih no i must stoip the falling
space stations and save balony!" so metabad destirioyed one space
colony then went to the next one and destrioyed that one. when he got
to the last one asnd was about to destroy it, someone smushed his face
into the groung! He said OUCH! Who did this?! It was…….
MEZABRIX!!!!
"lettuce settle this once and for aoll, my inferior shadow,
" said mexxzabriz, as a spotlight shone on him and music began to play. he doned a cane and tophat and began to sing!

DUN DUN DUN
I am mezzabrix
and this is my song!
its much catchier than anything by Styx
if you think you can beat me you are wrong!
DONG DONG DONG
I have such golorious claws
they will slice you to pieces!
Clutch all you want your lucky rabbit paw,
but no matter what I'll eat you like a Reese's!
DUN DUN DUN
THEY CALL ME MEZZ-A-BRX
DUN DUN DUN
I'LL BURN YOU LIKE CANDLE WICKS
DUN DUN DUN
Say goodbye, little fry.
Tonight you die!!

Mezzabrx
then throw his cane up in the air and removed his tophat. Then he
shoved said tophat over a civlians's face and it was so tight it
suffociated the poor person to death
"YOUR A MONSTER ILL END
YOU!!!" screamed metabad as he attacked mexxabrx. But mezabris
counteratacked by catching his cane he threw then stabed metabad with
it. metabad saud ow. Then mexabrz whacked him with it knocking him to
the ground. then he held the end of the cain up to metabad's throt. "it
pains me to see myself dai," said mexabris, "but alsa there can only be
1…"

Meenwhile at the thersian base balan was still in jail
but a gaurd came by. "OH SIDUS I'M SORRY" said the gorad who noticed
sidus arm on balans head "i didnt mean to lock you up" so the gaurd let
blan outl. Balan said thank you-san and nocked out the gard and stole
his id card.
"I must hurry-san" said balan who ran to the laser
room and got in with his id card. "why you in such a hury psydus?" said a
thesian soldier"I HAVE TO DESTROY THAT FALLING SPACE COLONY-Sam!" asaid
balan "why" said the soldier "there are … good guys on it-san" said
balan "ok " said the soldier.
So balan got to the contorls, pushed teh mutton,. and fired a laser…/

Back
at the conoliy mexabris, said, "time to finish you my weaker half" but
all of a sudden a laser (the one balan shut) hit mezzafris in the back!
iut knocked him down!
"the tab el is turns," said metameta who
started beating up mezzabris. he slashed and blasted mezzabrix again
and again and agina and agina and agin gand again ganed againg adng gain
gan gains sand gan fan gain nag ain.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! GOILED
AGAIN!!!" screamed mexxabrix who lost. He staggered up "no… this cant
be… this power… i throught i finially had you after all these
years… but no matter what…… ill never giv e up…" he then removed
his mask. "you and i are trulsy bound by destiny… metabad. my
shadow."

"GASP!!!!!" said metabad "YOU?! There's no way!"
"Yes… there is…" saiid metabgad's dopleganger. "it is i… your long time nesismis… VACUUM MAN!"
"but that makes no sense, vacumman';s weak,. mexabris was the tofust enemy ive ever faught… whatg kinda trikx is this?"
"nyehehehehe,
silly rabbit, there is no trixk. triks are for kids!" said vaccumman
who turnede on his vacuum and began sucking up everything in the colony!
including metabad!
"this gust.. so strong," said metabad. "to be defeated by you of all people, no… I WONTS EXCEPT IT!!"
"accept
it!" boast ed vacme man. "I will abosrb your very being into my vacum,
and at last, the ying and yan the too sides of the coin the day the
night the north the south… WE WILL BECOME ONE!"
so metabad was
almost sucked into vacuumans vacums when all of a sudden the tophat he
sand his vilain song in came blowing by. thinking fast metabsas grabbed
it and jamed it into the vacum.
"MMMMMMPH AUMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFF
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM" muffled vaccumsman "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMF
MMMMMMMMMMAASASKASDJLASIDJILLAFJKLKSDFJLKSDFS" and with that he
explodied.

Metabad took the time to reflect on the
destrouction of his long time rival. but there was no time becuse
vacuymans exsplosion caused the space station to break apart and metabda
had to get out. "i… wont make it…"

Balan saw the coloing
exploding so he deside to say budist zen prayer to save metadag. But
he acidently forgot to say the wrong chant and instead said the rite
chant and safed metabad by bringint him to the tesiden base with him.
"I stooped the falling colonies" said megab ad.
"very giid-san" san balan, "all thats lef tnow is master preon. we most fefeat mih and save the worls!"

TO BE CONTINUES  
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I'll probably upload part 2 tomorrow, most likely.