The Twisted Mind of Abel Lynch

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"Cthulhu vs Church"

Abel Lynch

on Oct. 24, 2010

I turn 17 tomorrow. And the cake list (Like a Bucket List, but for birthdays.) for it is unfulfilled. I've never been on a date. never kissed a girl. I'm jobless. I don't even have my learners permit. But, I did something earlier this year, that I never thought I do; I found God, resting in the perfect silence of two feet of snow. I'm a man of spiritual faith. I believe, like it says in the good book; The universe giveth, and taketh away.

Lets see what we can steal from it.
-Abel