The story of Quark

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Shotgun

mattex

on March 15, 2007

What? everyone knows that shotguns do 200% damage to zombies. don't believe me? play resident evil or any other games with zombies and shotgun use.

if you thought that joke was lame, just wait for the next one.

can you pick out the secret joke?
hint: read the red "zombie" text. ill tell you at the end of my text.
also, thats meant to read as "unspellable zombie scream" but it didn't quite work out.

Answer: he says "liver" then "i mean brains" - i cant remember where i read it from, but it was from a webcomic.

EDIT: oh yea i forgot, do you guys want my email or something? just in case you wanna send praise/hate/guest pages or art.