- #70 - Hasty Preparations
- #69 - When It Comes They Will Build It
- #68 - Misdirections
- #67 - An Abbreviated Speech
- #66 - Wandering Eye
- #65 - Words of Honesty
- #64 - Age Old Debate
- #63 - Customer Disservice
- #62 - Not This Again
- #61 - Crash Landing
- #60 - Painting the Universe
- #59 - Blind Chances
- #58 - Joke of a Prey
- #57 - Revolutionary Humor
- #56 - Musical Crisis
- #55 - Grading Policy
- #54 - All Tied Up
- #53 - Hand In the Cookie Jar
- #52 - Age Restrictions
- #51 - Intergalactic Species
- #50 - Walking Into Danger
- #49 - Unfulfilled Wants and Desires
- #48 - Ill Fated Greeting
- #47 - Sex Buys
- #46 - Manufactured Word Play
- #45 - Food Derivatives
- #44 - A Dream for Humanity
- #43 - Unsolicited Embrace
- #42 - Academic Romance
- #41 - Raging Conversation
- #40 - Quoted for Ambiguity
- #39 - Signs of Life
- #38 - Cure at a Funeral
- #37 - In a Corner
- #36 - Going the Distance
- #35 - One Year After
- #34 - Dirty Reality Shows
- #33 - Sanctioned Cereal
- #32 - Cold Dead Facts
- #31 - Wooded Wonderland
- #30 - Thanksgiving Special
- #29 - Morbid Curiosity
- #28 - What's In a Name
- #27 - Relativistically Speaking
- #26 - Abandoning the Curve
- #25 - Halloween Special
- #24 - Party's Over
- #23 - The True Meaning of a Multi-Purpose Table
- #22 - Mischievous Pole
- #21 - Of Wizards and Warriors
- #20 - Legendary Quotes
- #19 - The Essentials
- #18 - A New Kind of Supplement
- #17 - Instigating a Sister's Favor
- #16 - Inner Circle
- #15 - Sandbox Musings
- #14 - Unwanted Attraction
- #13 - The Good Ol' Days
- #12 - Mountain Climbing
- #11 - Context Failure
- #10 - Newborn Identifier
- #9 - Personal Killing Trainer
- #8 - Emergency Situation
- #7 - Go for the Gold
- #6 - Everyone's a Critic
- #5 - Lights Out
- #4 - Filling Out Forms
- #3 - A Summary of LOST
- #2 - Walk In the Park
- #1 - Lazur Beams
Author notes
To all those confused by the explanation - the shown speed limit includes the rotation of the Earth as well. And that's what I'm getting at, maybe these so-called "alien invasions," are a result of disgruntled vacationers unhappy with the discrepancies from their travel brochures. Instead of meeting them with tanks, we should be exercising the gracious hospitality that any gracious host would be expected to! There may be much fewer instances that have the aliens running for their laser-gun compartments. Bonus points for anyone that can correctly guess the general vicinity that the shown speed limit was calculated for.
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