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#31 - Wooded Wonderland

blindsk

on Dec. 1, 2010

I'd like to consider this a helpful tip if you ever find yourself at a rather boring party. While I don't condone supplementary means to reimagine the guests, if you can picture the refrigerator as a portal to another dimension consequently sucking you in upon opening it, and then transporting you to an alien world where all denizens are required to wear crazy hats…well, that's a start.