- #70 - Hasty Preparations
- #69 - When It Comes They Will Build It
- #68 - Misdirections
- #67 - An Abbreviated Speech
- #66 - Wandering Eye
- #65 - Words of Honesty
- #64 - Age Old Debate
- #63 - Customer Disservice
- #62 - Not This Again
- #61 - Crash Landing
- #60 - Painting the Universe
- #59 - Blind Chances
- #58 - Joke of a Prey
- #57 - Revolutionary Humor
- #56 - Musical Crisis
- #55 - Grading Policy
- #54 - All Tied Up
- #53 - Hand In the Cookie Jar
- #52 - Age Restrictions
- #51 - Intergalactic Species
- #50 - Walking Into Danger
- #49 - Unfulfilled Wants and Desires
- #48 - Ill Fated Greeting
- #47 - Sex Buys
- #46 - Manufactured Word Play
- #45 - Food Derivatives
- #44 - A Dream for Humanity
- #43 - Unsolicited Embrace
- #42 - Academic Romance
- #41 - Raging Conversation
- #40 - Quoted for Ambiguity
- #39 - Signs of Life
- #38 - Cure at a Funeral
- #37 - In a Corner
- #36 - Going the Distance
- #35 - One Year After
- #34 - Dirty Reality Shows
- #33 - Sanctioned Cereal
- #32 - Cold Dead Facts
- #31 - Wooded Wonderland
- #30 - Thanksgiving Special
- #29 - Morbid Curiosity
- #28 - What's In a Name
- #27 - Relativistically Speaking
- #26 - Abandoning the Curve
- #25 - Halloween Special
- #24 - Party's Over
- #23 - The True Meaning of a Multi-Purpose Table
- #22 - Mischievous Pole
- #21 - Of Wizards and Warriors
- #20 - Legendary Quotes
- #19 - The Essentials
- #18 - A New Kind of Supplement
- #17 - Instigating a Sister's Favor
- #16 - Inner Circle
- #15 - Sandbox Musings
- #14 - Unwanted Attraction
- #13 - The Good Ol' Days
- #12 - Mountain Climbing
- #11 - Context Failure
- #10 - Newborn Identifier
- #9 - Personal Killing Trainer
- #8 - Emergency Situation
- #7 - Go for the Gold
- #6 - Everyone's a Critic
- #5 - Lights Out
- #4 - Filling Out Forms
- #3 - A Summary of LOST
- #2 - Walk In the Park
- #1 - Lazur Beams
Author notes
I feel like this is closer and closer to becoming a reality. Legalizing such a union between person and inanimate objects makes marrying one's pet look like lights on a Christmas tree. please don't give me credit if tomorrow we see boxes of Corn Flakes become newly-wedded spouses.
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