Are you socially awkward, single, and have a hard time keeping your mind on this planet? Chances are likely you have a very difficult time getting a girlfriend/boyfriend!
There is hope; there is a way! Turns out, your social awkwardness can be put to good use for once to turn your woes of solitude around! That's right, all you need to do is collide inconspicuously with someone of the opposite sex! Time or place does not matter! Oh, but won't they pissed you may ask? Why yes! But just like those archetypes you see in the movies, you just demonstrated your wild/dark side. That's what a prospective date is initially attracted to. After, simply offer to help them pick up whatever it is that fell out of their hands while apologizing profusely. And there you have it! You've shown that you can be spontaneous and wild, but at the same time considerate and helpful.
Go out there people, do it now. I expect to see a rain of books on sidewalks all over the world.
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