Next time you're faced with the daunting task of throwing another coat of paint on the shed - just remember there are other beings being told to do the same thing but with the universe.
There comes a time when it's fun to talk about conspiracies. And when I say fun I mean…not. But say it was a conspiracy that we've been made to believe conspiracies are not fun to talk about. In which case we could then feel relieved discussing it. And so I will.
Whether it be that dolphins are secretly using us for food while awaiting their inevitable departure from this planet, the new generation of music is slowly corrupting us into mind slaves, or New Zealand is vying to become the new world power, everyone has a little conspiracy in them. So what's yours?
Mine is the fact that we as humans are being withheld from a giant perpetual ice cream making machine. This planet deserves one, so it has to be out there somewhere.
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