- #70 - Hasty Preparations
- #69 - When It Comes They Will Build It
- #68 - Misdirections
- #67 - An Abbreviated Speech
- #66 - Wandering Eye
- #65 - Words of Honesty
- #64 - Age Old Debate
- #63 - Customer Disservice
- #62 - Not This Again
- #61 - Crash Landing
- #60 - Painting the Universe
- #59 - Blind Chances
- #58 - Joke of a Prey
- #57 - Revolutionary Humor
- #56 - Musical Crisis
- #55 - Grading Policy
- #54 - All Tied Up
- #53 - Hand In the Cookie Jar
- #52 - Age Restrictions
- #51 - Intergalactic Species
- #50 - Walking Into Danger
- #49 - Unfulfilled Wants and Desires
- #48 - Ill Fated Greeting
- #47 - Sex Buys
- #46 - Manufactured Word Play
- #45 - Food Derivatives
- #44 - A Dream for Humanity
- #43 - Unsolicited Embrace
- #42 - Academic Romance
- #41 - Raging Conversation
- #40 - Quoted for Ambiguity
- #39 - Signs of Life
- #38 - Cure at a Funeral
- #37 - In a Corner
- #36 - Going the Distance
- #35 - One Year After
- #34 - Dirty Reality Shows
- #33 - Sanctioned Cereal
- #32 - Cold Dead Facts
- #31 - Wooded Wonderland
- #30 - Thanksgiving Special
- #29 - Morbid Curiosity
- #28 - What's In a Name
- #27 - Relativistically Speaking
- #26 - Abandoning the Curve
- #25 - Halloween Special
- #24 - Party's Over
- #23 - The True Meaning of a Multi-Purpose Table
- #22 - Mischievous Pole
- #21 - Of Wizards and Warriors
- #20 - Legendary Quotes
- #19 - The Essentials
- #18 - A New Kind of Supplement
- #17 - Instigating a Sister's Favor
- #16 - Inner Circle
- #15 - Sandbox Musings
- #14 - Unwanted Attraction
- #13 - The Good Ol' Days
- #12 - Mountain Climbing
- #11 - Context Failure
- #10 - Newborn Identifier
- #9 - Personal Killing Trainer
- #8 - Emergency Situation
- #7 - Go for the Gold
- #6 - Everyone's a Critic
- #5 - Lights Out
- #4 - Filling Out Forms
- #3 - A Summary of LOST
- #2 - Walk In the Park
- #1 - Lazur Beams
Author notes
Obviously this is not the only sentence starter to strike fear into those listening. But it certainly makes top ten. Honorable mentions include "How much alcohol does it take to kill…" and "Was there a deadline to pay off…" I feel like people should attempt to spill out these concerns more subtly, though. It would almost be like a game. And when something critical is on the line, everyone loves to play games.
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