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on Sept. 21, 2022

Totty Comics News Roundup

This is your pal Verity here, where has the time gone? We are rattling through another year, like a charity mugger after three redbulls. "What has been going on at Totty Comics HQ in the last month or two?" I hear you cry. Well, how about a little update? How jolly exciting!

Attendance News
We have been celebrating the efforts of our staff through our recent post covid 'return to office life' drive and an enourmous 6% of staff have managed to turn up for work (and sober) for two days in a row. Record numbers! I'm sure you'll all join me in applauding this massive upswing in our efforts here at Totty Comics to furnish you, the reader, with the most topping selection of scrawled tales at low low prices.



Unusually large fruit and veg competition
Our benevolent editor Louise Le-lively-lewis is today announcing her first bi-monthly "Unusually large fruit and veg competition". Submissions of outsized cucumbers, marrows and squashes may be parcelled up and sent to Totty Comics headquarters (please mark your parcel with an emoji of an aubergine to enable efficient processing in the mailroom). Judging of the produce will take place behind a closed bathroom door and competition winners will be published at a later date, depending on the energy levels of the judge. For those interested in the nitty gritty of the judging, photographic updates will be posted on Ms.Le-lively-lewis' paywalled social media.



Staff Profiles
Do you want to get to know one of our members of staff on a more intimate level? If you are feeling especially parasocial you make now 'check out' (as the youth are prone to drone) our updated Meet The Team page. Click Here!



One hopes you have enjoyed this news round-up, raise a cream tea aloft and holler your hearts out for tonight we slosh about and gulp down another page of Totty Comics madness!

Tally Ho!
Your Pal
Verity xx