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SoS 06

Hero

on Dec. 30, 2018

MEET THE SPLATOON

Dolph: The General

Dolph has been playing Call of Booty: Pirate Military Corporations for near 75 hours straight. Dolph is running three meta-games for Turf Wars as we speak. Dolph is always the sniper and always wearing one article of camo. Still, he’s willing to teach you all his tricks to winning because Dolph believes in your potential, even if he is a dirty spawn camper.

If you don’t know a Dolph in real life, you are probably the Dolph.