- 355 - Hollywood Ending
- 354 - Everything You Wanted
- 353 - A Certain Standard
- 352 - Pain
- 351 - Split
- 350 - Steady
- 349 - A Way Out
- 348 - Unfriended
- 347 - The Price
- 346 - Counting Coup
- 345 - Saccharine
- 344 - Let's Make A Deal
- 343 - Time Out
- 342 - Bright Ideas
- 341 - Turnabout
- 340 - Skulled
- 339 - Creeper
- 338 - Skeletons
- 337 - Plunge
- 336 - Watchers
- 335 - Postcard
- 334 - Target Practice
- 333 - Chomp
- 332 - Persecution
- 331 - Friends
- 330 - Left Behind
- 329 - Prey
- 328 - Fangs Out
- 327 - Stalker
- 326 - Smoked Out
- 325 - Reunited
- 324 - The Breaks
- 323 - Approval
- 322 - Cardio
- 321 - Getting Rough
- 320 - Sludge
- 319 - Good Girl
- 318 - Someone Has To Win
- 317 - Grind
- 316 - Until It Breaks
- 315 - Slick
- 314 - Naive
- 313 - Time to Kill
- 312 - Wasted Potential
- 311 - Starstruck
- 310 - Turbulent Times
- 309 - Risky Business
- 308 - Strange Motives
- 307 - Such a Nice Guy
- 306 - Hack
- 305 - A Terrible Idea
- 304 - Getting Ahead
- 303 - The View
- 302 - Contraband
- 301 - Indecision
- 300 - Going Away Prize
- 299 - The Plunge
- 298 - Sudden Death
- 297 - Descent
- - Recap: The Story So Far...
- - Pinup: Rana Viracocha
- ### 03.4 Rifts
- 296 - Funny Business
- 295 - Very Dead Men
- 294 - The Technician
- 293 - The Slip
- 292 - Falling Free
- 291 - Jailbreak
- 290 - Grounded
- 289 - Crashing Down
- 288 - Cleanup
- 287 - Deep Cover
- 286 - Haywire
- 285 - Backstab
- 284 - Out of Commission
- 283 - Encouragement
- 282 - Bodily Integrity
- 281 - Welcoming Committee
- 280 - Slither
- 279 - Sendoff
- 278 - Butterscotch
- 277 - Heat
- 276 - The Last Time
- 275 - Second Thoughts
- 274 - Special Debriefings
- 273 - Rise and Shine
- - cover page
- ### 03.3 Going Rogue
- - Character Art: Moushira Shadid
- 272 - Futility
- 271 - Deliverance
- 270 - Ascension
- 269 - Inferno
- 268 - Storm Clouds
- 267 - Venom
- 266 - Blindsided
- 265 - Recovery
- 264 - Cutting In
- 263 - Obsolescence
- 262 - Digging In
- 261 - Full Collapse
- 260 - By Fire
- 259 - Gesundheit
- 258 - Countdown
- 257 - Trouble In Paradise
- 256 - Rise and Shine
- 255 - New Parameters
- 254 - Eyes On the Ball
- 253 - Numb
- 252 - Scrambled
- 251 - Infiltration
- 250 - At The Gates
- 249 - The Trap
- 248 - Lull
- 247 - Doubt
- 246 - Cornered
- 245 - Baseless Accusations
- 244 - Darwinism
- 243 - No Access
- 242 - Lockdown
- 241 - Debriefing
- 240 - Incoming
- 239 - Darkness Falls
- 238 - Catch!
- 237 - The Hard Way
- 236 - Noncompliant
- 235 - Emergency Procedures
- 234 - Deactivation
- 233 - In Peace
- 232 - Split
- 231 - Blackouts
- 230 - A New Beginning
- 229 - No Safer Place
- 228 - Safe Harbor
- 227 - Deviations
- 226 - The Truth
- 225 - Hornet's Nest
- 224 - House Cleaning
- 223 - Feeding Time
- 222 - The "M" Word
- 221 - Status Report
- 220 - Welcome to Nova Dagon
- 219 - Attraction
- 218 - Oxygen
- 217 - Romance
- 216 - The Deep End
- 215 - Docking Report
- 214 - Interruptus
- 213 - Insecure
- 212 - Test Drive
- 211 - Triggered
- 210 - Jumpy
- 209 - Anybody Home?
- 208 - Reborn
- 207 - Fade To Black
- 206 - Asphyxiation Fixation
- 205 - Constriction
- 204 - In Pieces
- ### 03.2 Birds of Prey, pt 2
- 203 - Reintroduction
- 202 - Signs of Life
- 201 - Protocol
- 200 - Smoked
- 199 - Denial
- 198 - Disequilibrium
- 197 - Fallen
- 196 - Strange Behavior
- 195 - Light Show
- 194 - Executive Decision
- 193 - Flight of the Valkyries
- 192 - Escalation
- 191 - Outgunned
- 190 - Situational Awareness
- 189 - Unleashed
- 188 - Xenophobia
- 187 - Faith
- 186 - Phase Two
- ### UPDATE: Got Hosed!
- 185 - True Believer
- 184 - Puppet Master
- 183 - Armed Response
- 182 - Developing Situation
- 181 - Nurturing Type
- 180 - Everybody Wins
- 179 - Nothing Major (Cutting Room)
- 178 - Hopeless Nostalgic
- 177 - Wipeout
- 176 - Subdued
- 175 - Hostile Takeover
- 174 - Red Shift
- 173 - Uninvited Guest
- 172 - Bludgeon
- 171 - Looking For Trouble
- 170 - Torn
- 169 - Job Approval
- 168 - Out In The Cold
- 167 - Lying In Wait
- 166 - High Levels of Anxiety
- 165 - First Name Basis
- 164 - Pow Wow
- 163 - Red Handed
- 162 - Eavesdrop
- 161 - Lovers Quarrel
- 160 - Down Periscope
- 159 - Miserable
- 158 - Star-crossed
- 157 - Mucking About
- 156 - Awake
- 155 - New Dawn
- 154 - A Primal Concern
- ### 03.1 Birds of Prey, pt 1
- 153 - The Interloper
- 152 - Needles
- 151 - Gotcha
- 150 - Slither
- 149 - Cruel Universe
- 148 - Bugged
- 147 - Submerged
- 146 - I Hate Triton!
- 145 - The Old Days
- 144 - Famous Last Words
- 143 - Some Extra Convincing
- 142 - Leaving So Soon?
- 141 - Job Opening
- 140 - Cocked Up
- 139 - Bedlam City
- 138 - Golden Bear
- 137 - Moonlighting
- 136 - 24 Hours
- 135 - Ocean Mist
- 134 - Inhuman
- 133 - Frustration
- 132 - Soul of a Poet (Cutting Room)
- 131 - Encore
- 130 - Nice Knowing You
- 129 - I Guess This Is Goodbye
- 128 - Unauthorized User
- 127 - Malfunction
- 126 - Filthy
- 125 - Party's Over
- 124 - Devotion
- 123 - Kinky
- 122 - Hold Still...
- 121 - Purely Biological
- 120 - Bearing Gifts
- 119 - Ooo... kay...
- 118 - Something You Like
- 117 - Bygones
- 116 - Discipline
- 115 - Unpeeled
- 114 - Petunias
- 113 - Dead Giveaway
- 112 - When the Cat's Away
- 111 - Death By Boobing
- 110 - The Squeeze
- 109 - The Illusion of Progress
- 108 - Cockroaches and Politicians
- 107 - Charmer
- 106 - Pushy
- 105 - Clingy
- 104 - The Only Choice
- 103 - Intimacy Issues
- 102 - Dog Years
- 100.5 - The Day Is Saved (Director's Cut)
- 099 - "Gordon Bennett!"
- 098 - Ozzy Time
- 097 - Clean Machine
- 096 - Cups Runneth Over
- 095 - Carrot and Stick
- 094 - Indecent Proposal
- 093 - Temptation
- 092 - What Makes Ozzy Happy
- 091 - Salacia
- 090 - Crisis Mismanagement
- 089 - Nightmare
- 088 - Nothing To Hide
- 087 - Visitor
- 086 - Hello Princess
- 085 - Just So You Know
- 084 - Ra-Who?
- 083 - Letdown
- 082 - Uninvited Guest
- 081 - Steam
- 080 - Renewal
- 079 - The Last Laugh
- 078 - A Helping Hand
- 077 - Frankenstab!
- 076 - Lord of Darkness
- 075 - Mind of a Killer
- 074 - Patched In
- 073 - Afterglow
- 072 - Burnt Bologna
- 071 - Red Mist
- 070 - Playtime's Over
- 069 - Cock Blocked
- 068 - Special Package
- 067 - Welcome to the Menu
- 066 - Dismissed
- 065 - Killer Instinct
- 064 - Break Stuff
- 063 - Professional Courtesy
- 062 - Disarmed
- 061 - Red Handed
- 060 - What's So Funny?
- 059 - Nina Drake
- 058 - Deleted Page: Spelunking
- 057 - Seize the Opportunity
- 056 - "Hel-lo, Tits and Ass!"
- 055 - Rotters
- 054 - Ceremonial Bloodletting
- 053 - Bloodsport
- 052 - Top Secret
- 051 - Meech in da House!
- 050 - Winners and Losers
- 049 - Don't Make A Scene
- - Pinup: Blago Tethys
- ### 02.1 Trojans
- >> Chapter 1 Recap
- - Pinup: Set Phasers to Stun!
- Kuiper Belt Bestiary
- 048 - Three Horsemen
- 047 - Massacres
- 046 - Mooners?!!
- 045 - That's Weird, Isn't It?
- 044 - Boom Shaka Laka
- 043 - Snug
- 042 - Subscribers
- 041 - Nymphs and Satyr
- 040 - On a Cloud
- 039 - Good Enough To Eat
- 038 - Very Reasonable People
- 037 - Gone Viral
- 036 - Air Raid
- 035 - Why Do You Call Him "Donkey Dick?"
- 034 - Not a Deleted Scene
- 030 - Deleted Scene: Cow Grrrl
- 029 - Deleted Scene: Snoop
- 028 - Exquisite Specimen
- 027 - A Good Time
- 026 - What a Bitch
- 025 - Welcome to Triton
- 024 - Full Cavity Search
- 023 - Tourist Trap
- 022 - Absinthia Says
- 021 - Predators
- 020 - The Maw
- 019 - You Can Always Tell By the Eyes
- 018 - Shaken, Not Stirred
- 017 - Cut and Run
- 016 - Disassemble Him
- 015 - Six, Agent Six
- 014 - If You Insist...
- 013 - Hi Freddy!
- 012 - Space Orgy
- 011 - Triton
- 010 - Overzealous
- 009 - Calculated Risks
- 008 - Jugurtha
- 007 - Stick It In
- 006 - Manu
- 005 - Intruder
- 004 - Mind Games
- 003 - Steel and Napalm
- 002 - I'll Take the Ugly One
- 001 - What's the Worst that Could Happen!
- ### 01. Reunion
- Coming Soon
Author notes
Aghh! Violence! Jetta and Iggy unleash a righteous smackdown… but who's this floating head guy? You'll have to tune in next week to find out! Mwah ha ha haaa! As a side note, is frequent uncontrollable evil laughter a serious health concern? Mmmkay, so this is the third and final update for this week. Just two updates next week, on Tuesday and Thursday. Be there or be cubed, and remember to Like and Favorite this comic, so you don't miss any updates! ::: Random Thoughts Below ::: WHY YOU'LL NEVER VACATION ON JUPITER In preparing for this comic, I tried to read as much science fiction as I could stomach. In one short story I read, an older story from like the sixties or seventies or something, there's a family in some far future setting and it's mentioned offhandedly that they recently took a brief vacation on Jupiter. That kinda got me thinking about a few things. First off, if you're taking a “quick trip” to Jupiter, you'd need to be going crazy fast. At its closest, Jupiter is 588 million kilometers away, so to get there in, say, four days, you'd need to be traveling about 1700 kilometers per second (a little over 6 million kilometers per hour). That's crazy stupid fast, and even ignoring for a minute whether we can actually build something capable of safely reaching those speeds, there's a very common sense reason why we'll never live in a world where every household has a turbo-charged space cruiser ready to launch them off to Jupiter… at that velocity, if something were to go wrong, and you crashed into the Earth, or the moon, you'd explode with nearly as much energy as Tsar Bomba , the most powerful nuclear weapon ever detonated on Earth. We'd never live in a world where everyone gets to own their own doomsday device, so personal Jupiter travel is not likely to be in any of our futures! * as you can see, I'm struggling to find interesting stuff to put in the author's notes!
Comments
Please login to comment.
Login or Register${ comment.author }} at
${ comment.author }} at