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012 - Space Orgy

El Cid

on June 8, 2015

Not the greatest page ever, so I'll "submarine" this update while everyone's at work. Just gratuitous debauchery here. It's almost a requirement when you have an orgy scene that there are a few detail shots of the shenanigans so… getting that out of the way now! The imagery on this page won't be very sexy to most, I suspect. I was going more for an exotic and "strange" feel than anything else, because it seemed to fit.
 
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Hmm, so just how would the low gravity on Triton affect the way jizz flies? (Hey, this is serious science! Quiet, you!)
 
Fortunately, my 3d software can run physics simulations, so I was able to get a pretty good idea what I'm dealing with. To demonstrate, I've invited the esteemed Dr. Splooge in a segment we'll call…
 

 
This first sim is the splooge we all know and love, at familiar Earth gravity. How did I figure out the "muzzle velocity" of a typical human ejaculation, you ask? You don't wanna know! (okay, actually I Googled it)
 

 
So at Earth gravity, our assistant gets all wet. No surprise there. Next up, we moved the experiment to the moon (As you can imagine, this was a very expensive experiment. It wasn't easy to convince the guys at NASA to lend us a spaceship).
 

 
Yikes. Almost scared now to see this next one. Now, we'll have a look at what happens to jizz on Triton, which is where our sloppy space orgy is taking place.
 

 
Up, up, and away. It's not very surprising that the jizz went sky high; I could have figured that out intuitively. But what you start to see when you look at the actual sims is that, at Triton gravity, at least for particles small enough to be affected by air currents, it almost doesn't make sense to describe them as falling. They really just sort of drift downward like debris sinking to the bottom of a pool, and get kicked back up into the air by any slight breeze or disturbance. So I figure a lot of larger stuff that would typically be on the ground here on Earth would be floating around in the air on Triton.
 
The next update will be less gratuitous and will move the story along. And it won't have a science blurb. So you're safe now. The storm is over.