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057 - Seize the Opportunity

El Cid

on March 29, 2016

GETTING TO KNOW OZZY!

Councilman Cayetano Ozuna is the son of asteroid miners from the Jupiter Trojans, where genetically induced dwarfism is popular with some subcultures. Even after making a fortune developing Triton and the Halo colonies, he never had his height deficiency adjusted, so as to never forget where he came from. Ozuna ruthlessly clawed his way up to the highest levels of Neptunian government, where competition is savage and often lethal.

Rana is one of “Ozzy's” underworld contacts. If you want to survive the no-holds-barred world of Neptunian politics, you need friends in low places. They don't get much lower than Rana.



Believe it or not, this isn't Mel Gibson's first foray into the digital realm. He also starred in the controversial 1983 platform adventure game, 'Mel Gibson's Safari 3,' in which you get to guide Mel as he explores the savannah shooting endangered species and murdering black people. Fun for the whole family! (and also probably a hoax)



Up next, a very strange and confounding deleted page. Joy!