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067 - Welcome to the Menu

El Cid

on April 26, 2016

What, you thought it was over?

You thought the fight was OVER?!

You. Actually. Thought this.

WAS OVER?!!!

Nope. Not by a long shot. Or a short shot. Shots just aren't getting it done. I say anything worth doing is worth overdoing!

And if you're wondering what's that explodey stuff in the background, it's yet even more burning debris falling from the shattered chandelier. Since they're on a moon, when I think of how an exploding chandelier would look, I picture fireworks exploding underwater. If that means anything.

Also, we had to use up all these surplus pyrotechnics because my special FX crew scored truck loads of explosives on clearance. We don't even know how many pounds we bought; the sell unit was TRUCKS! So we'll need to find more stuff to blow up.

I really hope the FBI isn't reading any of this.



We're now entering day eight of my Star Wars standoff. I still haven't managed to force myself to watch the new Star Wars movie. I've rewatched both 'Crank' movies, and the Judge Dredd remake, but I still just haven't been in a Star Warsy kind of mood. You really do have to prepare yourself mentally to sit through two hours of beeping droids and groaning wookies. At this rate, Star Wars is going to end up getting leapfrogged by Deadpool!

The standoff continues.