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073 - Afterglow

El Cid

on May 23, 2016

It's been over a month now since I bought the Star Wars: The Force Awakens on DVD and I still haven't watched it yet… but I did go out and buy Deadpool, and I watched that. I'm not sure quite what that means, but it's a dubious honor for Star Wars. It's like if I'm a Mormon guy in Utah and I marry Star Wars… then I never touch her and go out a month later and marry Deadpool and we have hot monkey sex while Star Wars sits in the next room sewing us matching sweaters. That'd be embarrassing. And possibly itchy.

I'm going to force myself to watch Star Wars this week, even if someone has to duct tape me to a chair. I'll be wise to keep the cyanide capsules under lock and key for that ordeal. Come to think of it, why do I even have cyanide capsules? Where the heck did I get those from? Gonna throw those away. Can you put cyanide in the trash?

God I REALLY hope the FBI isn't reading this!