- 355 - Hollywood Ending
- 354 - Everything You Wanted
- 353 - A Certain Standard
- 352 - Pain
- 351 - Split
- 350 - Steady
- 349 - A Way Out
- 348 - Unfriended
- 347 - The Price
- 346 - Counting Coup
- 345 - Saccharine
- 344 - Let's Make A Deal
- 343 - Time Out
- 342 - Bright Ideas
- 341 - Turnabout
- 340 - Skulled
- 339 - Creeper
- 338 - Skeletons
- 337 - Plunge
- 336 - Watchers
- 335 - Postcard
- 334 - Target Practice
- 333 - Chomp
- 332 - Persecution
- 331 - Friends
- 330 - Left Behind
- 329 - Prey
- 328 - Fangs Out
- 327 - Stalker
- 326 - Smoked Out
- 325 - Reunited
- 324 - The Breaks
- 323 - Approval
- 322 - Cardio
- 321 - Getting Rough
- 320 - Sludge
- 319 - Good Girl
- 318 - Someone Has To Win
- 317 - Grind
- 316 - Until It Breaks
- 315 - Slick
- 314 - Naive
- 313 - Time to Kill
- 312 - Wasted Potential
- 311 - Starstruck
- 310 - Turbulent Times
- 309 - Risky Business
- 308 - Strange Motives
- 307 - Such a Nice Guy
- 306 - Hack
- 305 - A Terrible Idea
- 304 - Getting Ahead
- 303 - The View
- 302 - Contraband
- 301 - Indecision
- 300 - Going Away Prize
- 299 - The Plunge
- 298 - Sudden Death
- 297 - Descent
- - Recap: The Story So Far...
- - Pinup: Rana Viracocha
- ### 03.4 Rifts
- 296 - Funny Business
- 295 - Very Dead Men
- 294 - The Technician
- 293 - The Slip
- 292 - Falling Free
- 291 - Jailbreak
- 290 - Grounded
- 289 - Crashing Down
- 288 - Cleanup
- 287 - Deep Cover
- 286 - Haywire
- 285 - Backstab
- 284 - Out of Commission
- 283 - Encouragement
- 282 - Bodily Integrity
- 281 - Welcoming Committee
- 280 - Slither
- 279 - Sendoff
- 278 - Butterscotch
- 277 - Heat
- 276 - The Last Time
- 275 - Second Thoughts
- 274 - Special Debriefings
- 273 - Rise and Shine
- - cover page
- ### 03.3 Going Rogue
- - Character Art: Moushira Shadid
- 272 - Futility
- 271 - Deliverance
- 270 - Ascension
- 269 - Inferno
- 268 - Storm Clouds
- 267 - Venom
- 266 - Blindsided
- 265 - Recovery
- 264 - Cutting In
- 263 - Obsolescence
- 262 - Digging In
- 261 - Full Collapse
- 260 - By Fire
- 259 - Gesundheit
- 258 - Countdown
- 257 - Trouble In Paradise
- 256 - Rise and Shine
- 255 - New Parameters
- 254 - Eyes On the Ball
- 253 - Numb
- 252 - Scrambled
- 251 - Infiltration
- 250 - At The Gates
- 249 - The Trap
- 248 - Lull
- 247 - Doubt
- 246 - Cornered
- 245 - Baseless Accusations
- 244 - Darwinism
- 243 - No Access
- 242 - Lockdown
- 241 - Debriefing
- 240 - Incoming
- 239 - Darkness Falls
- 238 - Catch!
- 237 - The Hard Way
- 236 - Noncompliant
- 235 - Emergency Procedures
- 234 - Deactivation
- 233 - In Peace
- 232 - Split
- 231 - Blackouts
- 230 - A New Beginning
- 229 - No Safer Place
- 228 - Safe Harbor
- 227 - Deviations
- 226 - The Truth
- 225 - Hornet's Nest
- 224 - House Cleaning
- 223 - Feeding Time
- 222 - The "M" Word
- 221 - Status Report
- 220 - Welcome to Nova Dagon
- 219 - Attraction
- 218 - Oxygen
- 217 - Romance
- 216 - The Deep End
- 215 - Docking Report
- 214 - Interruptus
- 213 - Insecure
- 212 - Test Drive
- 211 - Triggered
- 210 - Jumpy
- 209 - Anybody Home?
- 208 - Reborn
- 207 - Fade To Black
- 206 - Asphyxiation Fixation
- 205 - Constriction
- 204 - In Pieces
- ### 03.2 Birds of Prey, pt 2
- 203 - Reintroduction
- 202 - Signs of Life
- 201 - Protocol
- 200 - Smoked
- 199 - Denial
- 198 - Disequilibrium
- 197 - Fallen
- 196 - Strange Behavior
- 195 - Light Show
- 194 - Executive Decision
- 193 - Flight of the Valkyries
- 192 - Escalation
- 191 - Outgunned
- 190 - Situational Awareness
- 189 - Unleashed
- 188 - Xenophobia
- 187 - Faith
- 186 - Phase Two
- ### UPDATE: Got Hosed!
- 185 - True Believer
- 184 - Puppet Master
- 183 - Armed Response
- 182 - Developing Situation
- 181 - Nurturing Type
- 180 - Everybody Wins
- 179 - Nothing Major (Cutting Room)
- 178 - Hopeless Nostalgic
- 177 - Wipeout
- 176 - Subdued
- 175 - Hostile Takeover
- 174 - Red Shift
- 173 - Uninvited Guest
- 172 - Bludgeon
- 171 - Looking For Trouble
- 170 - Torn
- 169 - Job Approval
- 168 - Out In The Cold
- 167 - Lying In Wait
- 166 - High Levels of Anxiety
- 165 - First Name Basis
- 164 - Pow Wow
- 163 - Red Handed
- 162 - Eavesdrop
- 161 - Lovers Quarrel
- 160 - Down Periscope
- 159 - Miserable
- 158 - Star-crossed
- 157 - Mucking About
- 156 - Awake
- 155 - New Dawn
- 154 - A Primal Concern
- ### 03.1 Birds of Prey, pt 1
- 153 - The Interloper
- 152 - Needles
- 151 - Gotcha
- 150 - Slither
- 149 - Cruel Universe
- 148 - Bugged
- 147 - Submerged
- 146 - I Hate Triton!
- 145 - The Old Days
- 144 - Famous Last Words
- 143 - Some Extra Convincing
- 142 - Leaving So Soon?
- 141 - Job Opening
- 140 - Cocked Up
- 139 - Bedlam City
- 138 - Golden Bear
- 137 - Moonlighting
- 136 - 24 Hours
- 135 - Ocean Mist
- 134 - Inhuman
- 133 - Frustration
- 132 - Soul of a Poet (Cutting Room)
- 131 - Encore
- 130 - Nice Knowing You
- 129 - I Guess This Is Goodbye
- 128 - Unauthorized User
- 127 - Malfunction
- 126 - Filthy
- 125 - Party's Over
- 124 - Devotion
- 123 - Kinky
- 122 - Hold Still...
- 121 - Purely Biological
- 120 - Bearing Gifts
- 119 - Ooo... kay...
- 118 - Something You Like
- 117 - Bygones
- 116 - Discipline
- 115 - Unpeeled
- 114 - Petunias
- 113 - Dead Giveaway
- 112 - When the Cat's Away
- 111 - Death By Boobing
- 110 - The Squeeze
- 109 - The Illusion of Progress
- 108 - Cockroaches and Politicians
- 107 - Charmer
- 106 - Pushy
- 105 - Clingy
- 104 - The Only Choice
- 103 - Intimacy Issues
- 102 - Dog Years
- 100.5 - The Day Is Saved (Director's Cut)
- 099 - "Gordon Bennett!"
- 098 - Ozzy Time
- 097 - Clean Machine
- 096 - Cups Runneth Over
- 095 - Carrot and Stick
- 094 - Indecent Proposal
- 093 - Temptation
- 092 - What Makes Ozzy Happy
- 091 - Salacia
- 090 - Crisis Mismanagement
- 089 - Nightmare
- 088 - Nothing To Hide
- 087 - Visitor
- 086 - Hello Princess
- 085 - Just So You Know
- 084 - Ra-Who?
- 083 - Letdown
- 082 - Uninvited Guest
- 081 - Steam
- 080 - Renewal
- 079 - The Last Laugh
- 078 - A Helping Hand
- 077 - Frankenstab!
- 076 - Lord of Darkness
- 075 - Mind of a Killer
- 074 - Patched In
- 073 - Afterglow
- 072 - Burnt Bologna
- 071 - Red Mist
- 070 - Playtime's Over
- 069 - Cock Blocked
- 068 - Special Package
- 067 - Welcome to the Menu
- 066 - Dismissed
- 065 - Killer Instinct
- 064 - Break Stuff
- 063 - Professional Courtesy
- 062 - Disarmed
- 061 - Red Handed
- 060 - What's So Funny?
- 059 - Nina Drake
- 058 - Deleted Page: Spelunking
- 057 - Seize the Opportunity
- 056 - "Hel-lo, Tits and Ass!"
- 055 - Rotters
- 054 - Ceremonial Bloodletting
- 053 - Bloodsport
- 052 - Top Secret
- 051 - Meech in da House!
- 050 - Winners and Losers
- 049 - Don't Make A Scene
- - Pinup: Blago Tethys
- ### 02.1 Trojans
- >> Chapter 1 Recap
- - Pinup: Set Phasers to Stun!
- Kuiper Belt Bestiary
- 048 - Three Horsemen
- 047 - Massacres
- 046 - Mooners?!!
- 045 - That's Weird, Isn't It?
- 044 - Boom Shaka Laka
- 043 - Snug
- 042 - Subscribers
- 041 - Nymphs and Satyr
- 040 - On a Cloud
- 039 - Good Enough To Eat
- 038 - Very Reasonable People
- 037 - Gone Viral
- 036 - Air Raid
- 035 - Why Do You Call Him "Donkey Dick?"
- 034 - Not a Deleted Scene
- 030 - Deleted Scene: Cow Grrrl
- 029 - Deleted Scene: Snoop
- 028 - Exquisite Specimen
- 027 - A Good Time
- 026 - What a Bitch
- 025 - Welcome to Triton
- 024 - Full Cavity Search
- 023 - Tourist Trap
- 022 - Absinthia Says
- 021 - Predators
- 020 - The Maw
- 019 - You Can Always Tell By the Eyes
- 018 - Shaken, Not Stirred
- 017 - Cut and Run
- 016 - Disassemble Him
- 015 - Six, Agent Six
- 014 - If You Insist...
- 013 - Hi Freddy!
- 012 - Space Orgy
- 011 - Triton
- 010 - Overzealous
- 009 - Calculated Risks
- 008 - Jugurtha
- 007 - Stick It In
- 006 - Manu
- 005 - Intruder
- 004 - Mind Games
- 003 - Steel and Napalm
- 002 - I'll Take the Ugly One
- 001 - What's the Worst that Could Happen!
- ### 01. Reunion
- Coming Soon
Author notes
There is no perfect crime! Looks like our pervy friend Asram should have been watching his back instead of spying on his crewmates. We'll find out what happens next on Monday. I may slow down the updates after next week, as I'll have burned through most of the exposition stuff by then and I don't want to eat through too much buffer. So enjoy it while it lasts! I'll also probably cut down on the blurbs; they should really be at most a one-per-week type of thing. Remember Planet Nine? That mysterious giant planet that might be hiding out there in our solar system, well beyond the distant Kuiper Belt? Well, it may not be a real thing, after all. It's been a roller coaster ride keeping track of the Sasquatch-like search for this elusive so-called ninth planet. In April, a massive crowdsourced search turned up four new Kuiper Belt objects, any of which potentially could turn out to be Planet Nine. But also in April, revelations about an already-discovered planetoid cast doubt on whether Planet Nine even exists. That planetoid is a small reddish world 250 kilometers across known by the catchy name of 2013 SY99 . Its discovery is inconvenient for Planet Nine enthusiasts because computer models suggest it should not be possible for 2013 SY99 to maintain a stable orbit at its current inclination if there were a massive planet where Planet Nine is supposed to be. A big part of what led us to believe Planet Nine was a real thing, was the otherwise inexplicable orbits of a weird class of minor planets called sednoids . It has been thought that their distant and wildly elongated orbits could only be explained by the influence of a very massive object somewhere beyond the Kuiper Belt. However, a more recent model shows that these orbits can be explained by gradual orbital diffusion over billions of years. So we may no longer need an hypothetical Planet Nine in order to explain them. Neither the Planet Nine model nor the diffusion model is completely perfect, it should be pointed out. The extreme orbit of planet Sedna (after which the sednoids are named) cannot be explained through diffusion alone. It's still a big mystery. And the existence of 2013 SY99 is not necessarily incompatible with Planet Nine's existence, within certain parameters. So, as is often the case, we won't know anything for sure until more observations are made.
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