Triple Torture
First
Prev
- >[
- GABRIEL FINALLY GETS KIDNAPPED. I MEAN FINALLY. MY GOD.
- And you think you can walk back into my life?
- Motor Bike
- "You Lied To Me." "Yyyeah..."
- Yes, Be'el. We are all aware of how killer you are. Stop begging for attention.
- Before Robert had Rocking hair, He was all skinny and wimpy looking.
- Mary Poole
- (In the Real Time) ONE YEAR LATER, FLY STOPS DISAPPEARING FOR SO DAMN LONG 3:
- Gossip
Ch:16
- End of Arc:1:Ch:15
- ...that I'm in love with you.
- Why won't you ever know...?
- Could not let that be Goodbye
- Disassemble
- Unless we take action
- The Broken Mirror
- Lucifer Name Be'el His Heir
- New Coloring Pages Up in the Forum
- Going Home... or not. :/
- Mornings
- Elsewhere It Also Rains
- May I join you?
- He's like 15 years old
- ...but I've never been to England.
- Is he going home?
- I've made up my mind.
- Angels Can't Fart
- I TRIED TO KILL HIM
- You have to learn for yourself
Punish Me With Kisses:15
- End of Ch:14
- Tearing the curtain, Walking home
- Pop! Into a tree!
- Fare you ill.
- Leave!
- Never Return
- Just so MAD!
- Why had I wanted so much for him to die
- Gabriel's neck gets broken.
- Apologize
- Admit everything before you do something stupid.
- I'll play along for you.
- I'm going to KILL HIM!
- I'LL KILL HIM
- SLUT!
- BUMP
- Oh! Nice one!
- DEMON BASTARD RAPIST
- I scored.
- But Luz leaves anyway.
- Dusk tries to warn Lucifer
- You'll miss me? That's it??
- You never said...
- You sound like a robot!
- With your hands
- Like a wind!
- Derivatives. FTW
- FRIDAY
- Dressed Up To The Eyes
- THURSDAY
- WEDNESDAY
- TUESDAY
- MONDAY
- There is always hope
- You forgot to say "Goodbye!"
- Intimate, huh?
- You forgot to Preen
- The First Test
- Read before Signing.
Ch:14
- End of Ch:13
- Royal Hour
(edit) Wrong Page. FML
- Legs
- Contract
- Depressed! D: Not in the mood to think of page titles!
- Fidelity Song
- Greaser Vs. Disco Chic
- Big Kid
- Not Welcome Here
- I'M JAKOB!
- Who the Hell is Jakob?
- Inappropriate Questions
- You're no fun. I'm not playing anymore.
- Whores
- Getting hands dirty
- Never been to one of these
- Haiizum and Sophia
- Don't exist
- I could just DIE
- SULK
- Shivering
- Daddy, I love him!
- Haiizum ≠ Pegasus
Ch:13
- End of Ch:12
- Haiizum
- It's different from last night.
- Good Morning!
- Those he has loved
- I should have known.
- Let it be done to me.
- The Message
- You're going to take me away
- The Girl Calls for Her Father
- Lizard
- Have I Changed?
- Obedience
- Noticed
- Don't listen, child
- I think they did it wrong
- This page is awkward
- Gabriel Lies
- Real Lovers
- I'll Kill You. I'll KILL You.
- I let this happen
- Do you think you're cute?
- REJECTED!
- When I realize with fright....
Ch:12
- Daddy?
- Did you see?
- Waps. I effing hate Waps.
- Everytime I Shop
- If you haven't been reading the author comments, you now know Ati is Black
- Rab's Foot is Infected
- I don't know if anyone will get this...
- I'm a Fish!
- The more I draw Dawn, the more he looks like a drag queen
- Then and Now
- With your head
- it's all fake
- Rehersing
- Never meant to know
- Autogene's Story
- Yaldaboath's Story
- The Story of Sophia
- The Return of the Couch
- Hypocrite
Ch:11
- End of Ch:10
- May Cry
- You've been swindled!
- I tried to
- A Stumble
- That Familiar Picture
- Prepared to know pain
- Monster
- I have a scar too. :(
- Excuses
- The Plait
- Not going anywhere
- Gabriel Gets his Coney
- Simply but Mighty Meat Siezing Tongs
- Mr. Educational Sex Tape
- altered their appearance
- To reward myself
- Witchcraft
- He didn't get her... Sorry Guys. :(
- That old trick
- It's a race.
- A meeting
- Graced with the ability to breathe
- You Banged My Brother
- My Best Friend
- Ears
Catch:10
- End of Ch:9
- imma real boy!
- He moans very loud
- Concern
- My Right to Love
- What Luz has been up to.
- Miohael has Aru's Brother
- 3 hours
- Night-Clothes
- 1986
- The word "Lover"
- Le'hit
- The Gossip
- Purge
- Making Holy Water
- Somehow, I always end up back here.
- Michael is right sometimes.
- I kissed you in the water~
- Favourite
- Ati and Jak part
- He has... power.
The Drowning Man: 9
- End of Ch:8
- Not obligated to answer that question.
- Back of Foldout
- Decent
- Embryonic death and such.
- What the cake was for
- Not only to Pandemonium but to his bed
- Foldout
- Pressure
- Will it fit?
- Pretending to be a Virgin
- Options
- Haha. It's sex cake.
- Paul Dukas
Independence Day Filler 2008
- Violin
- Hyuu talks back
- Dainty Tyrant-Lovers
- None could make him forget
- Lend myself to strangers
- Running away forever
- Raphael, Metatron, and Raguel
- A Fish
- Windy
- Beelzebub and Mammon
- Uriel and Michael
- Lucy
- Arch Gabriel
- Grigori, Angels, Archangels
Extra Issue, Cover
- Guardian Light
Torture: 8
- The Mirror
- Different Standards
- Just DON'T
- Free Lunch
- Having a Choice
- Won't admit he's nameless
- In a Library.
- Christopher Walken
- Stygian Water
- A chocolate cake
- Unmaking
- Poor Bri, Everyone wants to pump his pipes.
- OmO Glompage
- Reading Gabriel's book
- What's that line from Beauty and the Beast? "ATTEMPT to be a gentleman!"
- Finger puppets
- "Emotionally Involved"
- Not sliced
- Still sulking over it
- Did
Piggy in the Mirror:7
Robert's 49th birthday
- End of Ch:6
- But he betrayed me
- Light and Form
- Great Chaos engulfed in Great Silence
- A Date
- God in my name
- I accepted his love
- "Good Scared"
- I do, in fact, have a name
- I told you they were real.
- If you're so fucking proud of yourself
- Family. Glad I don't have one.
- How fast those words lose their meaning.
- Kill another angel
- Personal Harem of Women
- Escaping the wife
- I'm glad that I can trust you.
- I thought I was alone
- Doesn't it hurt?
- Don't sleep
- Total Babe
- People have been talking.
World in my Eyes:6
- Blue
- Advert your eyes, children!
- A glimpse
- Morpheus
- Falling asleep
- It's safe here.
- Sanctuary
- It's a small town
- Harlot
- Outgrown eachother
- Mongo Crush
- 51% he's a huge masochist anyway.
- Partially successful
- Basement y Lil
- You're a bit underdressed.
- There's a dragon too!
- Paying Attention
- Dusk
- Back to Dawn
Bloodflowers:5
- He needs me
- Ati apoligizes
- Nice shot.
- Ugly Hair.
- I'll tell you what I know
- OH MY GOD! IT'S ROBERT SMITH!
- You'll come upon a portal, in time.
- Already had me.
- I don't hate you
- I could win you
- This always happens to me.
- Either the best or the worst
- Thoroughly Disgraced
- PUBES!
- I wouldn't touch you there.
- Fun?
- A-Play, Whoot?
- Don't try to run.
- Not wet.
- Hammer.
- Will this help, dear?
- The veil has lightened
Let's Go To Bed: 4
- End of Ch:3
- An orphan and a vegabond
- Fucking Kids
- Clockwork
- My butt is asleeps.
- House Demolition!!!! D
- No such authority
- Plycostimus
- Crickey, That's not good.
- Well, 'fucked' is one word for it.
- Aru isn't so much of a genius than a lottery winner
- It is us secret language.
- Rab's Drawing #One
- What you're good at
- Water
- Lucy introduces himself
- Will you be capable of dealing with mortal lives?
- Gabriel is offered Arch rank.
- His voice
- The ever-cliche cloud scene
- Miranda Rights
Ch:3 Rab
- End of Ch:2
- Atila and Jak have a formal introduction
- Cuffs
- Imbecile
- Lucy smashes down the door
- RI-MMON!
- Missing
- Paying you to listen
- Vile
- Raphael makes an offer
- Night off
- How holds your virtue?
Jak: 2
- Dawn
- Put his hands on me
- FUCK!
- Atila saves the day.... sort of.
- bow chicka wah wah
- Rosary
- But you knew that.
- Wow. Bet you didn't see that coming.
- Shame but not Regret
- He was watching.
- Something in Confidence
- Breakdown of Atila's persona
- 19 years later...
Atila:1
- End of The Walk:0
- This is about the time that we learn Lucy is a little skank.
- Looking me in the eye
- 12 Wings
- Yeah, Lucy kind of REALLY hates Michael.
- I win.
- Move on or something
- A quick visit
- A good, God-fearing family
- Lucy
- Gabriel is excellent with conversation
- Elly gives birth.... then dies.
- I Remember Everything
The Walk:0
Next
Last
First
Prev
- >[
- GABRIEL FINALLY GETS KIDNAPPED. I MEAN FINALLY. MY GOD.
- And you think you can walk back into my life?
- Motor Bike
- "You Lied To Me." "Yyyeah..."
- Yes, Be'el. We are all aware of how killer you are. Stop begging for attention.
- Before Robert had Rocking hair, He was all skinny and wimpy looking.
- Mary Poole
- (In the Real Time) ONE YEAR LATER, FLY STOPS DISAPPEARING FOR SO DAMN LONG 3:
- Gossip
Ch:16
- End of Arc:1:Ch:15
- ...that I'm in love with you.
- Why won't you ever know...?
- Could not let that be Goodbye
- Disassemble
- Unless we take action
- The Broken Mirror
- Lucifer Name Be'el His Heir
- New Coloring Pages Up in the Forum
- Going Home... or not. :/
- Mornings
- Elsewhere It Also Rains
- May I join you?
- He's like 15 years old
- ...but I've never been to England.
- Is he going home?
- I've made up my mind.
- Angels Can't Fart
- I TRIED TO KILL HIM
- You have to learn for yourself
Punish Me With Kisses:15
- End of Ch:14
- Tearing the curtain, Walking home
- Pop! Into a tree!
- Fare you ill.
- Leave!
- Never Return
- Just so MAD!
- Why had I wanted so much for him to die
- Gabriel's neck gets broken.
- Apologize
- Admit everything before you do something stupid.
- I'll play along for you.
- I'm going to KILL HIM!
- I'LL KILL HIM
- SLUT!
- BUMP
- Oh! Nice one!
- DEMON BASTARD RAPIST
- I scored.
- But Luz leaves anyway.
- Dusk tries to warn Lucifer
- You'll miss me? That's it??
- You never said...
- You sound like a robot!
- With your hands
- Like a wind!
- Derivatives. FTW
- FRIDAY
- Dressed Up To The Eyes
- THURSDAY
- WEDNESDAY
- TUESDAY
- MONDAY
- There is always hope
- You forgot to say "Goodbye!"
- Intimate, huh?
- You forgot to Preen
- The First Test
- Read before Signing.
Ch:14
- End of Ch:13
- Royal Hour
(edit) Wrong Page. FML
- Legs
- Contract
- Depressed! D: Not in the mood to think of page titles!
- Fidelity Song
- Greaser Vs. Disco Chic
- Big Kid
- Not Welcome Here
- I'M JAKOB!
- Who the Hell is Jakob?
- Inappropriate Questions
- You're no fun. I'm not playing anymore.
- Whores
- Getting hands dirty
- Never been to one of these
- Haiizum and Sophia
- Don't exist
- I could just DIE
- SULK
- Shivering
- Daddy, I love him!
- Haiizum ≠ Pegasus
Ch:13
- End of Ch:12
- Haiizum
- It's different from last night.
- Good Morning!
- Those he has loved
- I should have known.
- Let it be done to me.
- The Message
- You're going to take me away
- The Girl Calls for Her Father
- Lizard
- Have I Changed?
- Obedience
- Noticed
- Don't listen, child
- I think they did it wrong
- This page is awkward
- Gabriel Lies
- Real Lovers
- I'll Kill You. I'll KILL You.
- I let this happen
- Do you think you're cute?
- REJECTED!
- When I realize with fright....
Ch:12
- Daddy?
- Did you see?
- Waps. I effing hate Waps.
- Everytime I Shop
- If you haven't been reading the author comments, you now know Ati is Black
- Rab's Foot is Infected
- I don't know if anyone will get this...
- I'm a Fish!
- The more I draw Dawn, the more he looks like a drag queen
- Then and Now
- With your head
- it's all fake
- Rehersing
- Never meant to know
- Autogene's Story
- Yaldaboath's Story
- The Story of Sophia
- The Return of the Couch
- Hypocrite
Ch:11
- End of Ch:10
- May Cry
- You've been swindled!
- I tried to
- A Stumble
- That Familiar Picture
- Prepared to know pain
- Monster
- I have a scar too. :(
- Excuses
- The Plait
- Not going anywhere
- Gabriel Gets his Coney
- Simply but Mighty Meat Siezing Tongs
- Mr. Educational Sex Tape
- altered their appearance
- To reward myself
- Witchcraft
- He didn't get her... Sorry Guys. :(
- That old trick
- It's a race.
- A meeting
- Graced with the ability to breathe
- You Banged My Brother
- My Best Friend
- Ears
Catch:10
- End of Ch:9
- imma real boy!
- He moans very loud
- Concern
- My Right to Love
- What Luz has been up to.
- Miohael has Aru's Brother
- 3 hours
- Night-Clothes
- 1986
- The word "Lover"
- Le'hit
- The Gossip
- Purge
- Making Holy Water
- Somehow, I always end up back here.
- Michael is right sometimes.
- I kissed you in the water~
- Favourite
- Ati and Jak part
- He has... power.
The Drowning Man: 9
- End of Ch:8
- Not obligated to answer that question.
- Back of Foldout
- Decent
- Embryonic death and such.
- What the cake was for
- Not only to Pandemonium but to his bed
- Foldout
- Pressure
- Will it fit?
- Pretending to be a Virgin
- Options
- Haha. It's sex cake.
- Paul Dukas
Independence Day Filler 2008
- Violin
- Hyuu talks back
- Dainty Tyrant-Lovers
- None could make him forget
- Lend myself to strangers
- Running away forever
- Raphael, Metatron, and Raguel
- A Fish
- Windy
- Beelzebub and Mammon
- Uriel and Michael
- Lucy
- Arch Gabriel
- Grigori, Angels, Archangels
Extra Issue, Cover
- Guardian Light
Torture: 8
- The Mirror
- Different Standards
- Just DON'T
- Free Lunch
- Having a Choice
- Won't admit he's nameless
- In a Library.
- Christopher Walken
- Stygian Water
- A chocolate cake
- Unmaking
- Poor Bri, Everyone wants to pump his pipes.
- OmO Glompage
- Reading Gabriel's book
- What's that line from Beauty and the Beast? "ATTEMPT to be a gentleman!"
- Finger puppets
- "Emotionally Involved"
- Not sliced
- Still sulking over it
- Did
Piggy in the Mirror:7
Robert's 49th birthday
- End of Ch:6
- But he betrayed me
- Light and Form
- Great Chaos engulfed in Great Silence
- A Date
- God in my name
- I accepted his love
- "Good Scared"
- I do, in fact, have a name
- I told you they were real.
- If you're so fucking proud of yourself
- Family. Glad I don't have one.
- How fast those words lose their meaning.
- Kill another angel
- Personal Harem of Women
- Escaping the wife
- I'm glad that I can trust you.
- I thought I was alone
- Doesn't it hurt?
- Don't sleep
- Total Babe
- People have been talking.
World in my Eyes:6
- Blue
- Advert your eyes, children!
- A glimpse
- Morpheus
- Falling asleep
- It's safe here.
- Sanctuary
- It's a small town
- Harlot
- Outgrown eachother
- Mongo Crush
- 51% he's a huge masochist anyway.
- Partially successful
- Basement y Lil
- You're a bit underdressed.
- There's a dragon too!
- Paying Attention
- Dusk
- Back to Dawn
Bloodflowers:5
- He needs me
- Ati apoligizes
- Nice shot.
- Ugly Hair.
- I'll tell you what I know
- OH MY GOD! IT'S ROBERT SMITH!
- You'll come upon a portal, in time.
- Already had me.
- I don't hate you
- I could win you
- This always happens to me.
- Either the best or the worst
- Thoroughly Disgraced
- PUBES!
- I wouldn't touch you there.
- Fun?
- A-Play, Whoot?
- Don't try to run.
- Not wet.
- Hammer.
- Will this help, dear?
- The veil has lightened
Let's Go To Bed: 4
- End of Ch:3
- An orphan and a vegabond
- Fucking Kids
- Clockwork
- My butt is asleeps.
- House Demolition!!!! D
- No such authority
- Plycostimus
- Crickey, That's not good.
- Well, 'fucked' is one word for it.
- Aru isn't so much of a genius than a lottery winner
- It is us secret language.
- Rab's Drawing #One
- What you're good at
- Water
- Lucy introduces himself
- Will you be capable of dealing with mortal lives?
- Gabriel is offered Arch rank.
- His voice
- The ever-cliche cloud scene
- Miranda Rights
Ch:3 Rab
- End of Ch:2
- Atila and Jak have a formal introduction
- Cuffs
- Imbecile
- Lucy smashes down the door
- RI-MMON!
- Missing
- Paying you to listen
- Vile
- Raphael makes an offer
- Night off
- How holds your virtue?
Jak: 2
- Dawn
- Put his hands on me
- FUCK!
- Atila saves the day.... sort of.
- bow chicka wah wah
- Rosary
- But you knew that.
- Wow. Bet you didn't see that coming.
- Shame but not Regret
- He was watching.
- Something in Confidence
- Breakdown of Atila's persona
- 19 years later...
Atila:1
- End of The Walk:0
- This is about the time that we learn Lucy is a little skank.
- Looking me in the eye
- 12 Wings
- Yeah, Lucy kind of REALLY hates Michael.
- I win.
- Move on or something
- A quick visit
- A good, God-fearing family
- Lucy
- Gabriel is excellent with conversation
- Elly gives birth.... then dies.
- I Remember Everything
The Walk:0
Next
Last
Author notes
So, the whole time that I've been reading PLAR I've pretty much been thinking "THIS IS HILARIOUS." Seriously, I love it to pieces, but I just finished Book III, which pretty much ends with Tanny being lost in space. He's trying to find Earth so he can doom mankind and the like, so he goes to the SUN to ask for directions. Isn't that amazing?? A huge part of me has wanted to to a spoof summary of PLAR for a long time, and this is pretty much the jackhammer that broke the camel's back. So now you have something to look forward to. TOO LAZY FOR PLAR will be amazing, I promise! ;)
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