Triple Torture

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The Gossip

Fly Hue

on Dec. 10, 2008

So, you know when you get home and find that your uncle is not there, and you don't have a key, and that window that you use to sneak in through sometimes is locked, so you go sit on the porch to wait for someone else to come home. And you're just kind of sitting there, meditating if you will… And because you're a teenager (i.e. a total jackass) you brilliantly decide to do a little service. Cause you're thinking, "Man, that sounds nice." And then you hear the car door. And you ignore it because your sister doesn't drive and there's an elementary school full of kids getting picked up across the street so it must be that. And then you see your uncle and you're all like, "Shit, I didn't think of that…" so you yank your hand out of your pants but you're still not sure if he figured you out in that split second.

TOTALLY did not just happen to me.

Anyhow. I like the fourth panel there. Gabriel looks like a fish. But a good looking fish. Not an ugly fish like Angelina Jolie.