Triple Torture

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The First Test

Fly Hue

on May 21, 2009

THERE'S A DOUBLE UPDATE TO-DAY, SO MAKE SURE TO GO BACK IF YOU MISSED THE FIRST ONE.

He said "first" so there will be others, and they will become harder.
It took me for fucking ever to find that picture, but here it is: [x]. It wasn't originally colored, that was added later for the postcard. I was searching for the artist of the picture and never found one. All I know about it is that it appeared in a book by William Hayley about the life and works of John Milton. The only lead that I had for finding that picture was Hayley's last fucking name and the fact that it was spelt "Belzebuth" in the caption. And when I searched "Hayley" all I goddamn got was goddamn Paramore results. Another reason to fucking hate that fucking band. It didn't help that my next google attempt was "Hayley, PARAdise Lost" and google tried to guess what I was going to search for. I ultimately gave up on my search, concluding that the artist's identity must be a mystery, WHICH IS WHY IT IS IMPORTANT TO SIGN AND LABEL YOUR WORK, YOU MAY BE SLIGHTLY FAMOUS ONE DAY. In conclusion, this page took like 4 hours longer to complete than it should have. At least I got an nice f-word filled story from it.